No. Crap, I can't believe no one is getting this, it was a good movie.
Last hints, I'll give it up if no one gets it by the time I'm done grocery shopping.

"Maybe poker just isn't your game, Ike. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!"
...
"Ed, what an ugly thing to say. I abhor ugliness... does this mean we're not friends anymore? You know, Ed, if I thought you weren't my friend, I just don't think I could bear it."

All quotes from the same [historical] character.

Tombstone?

That's the one

Awright!

There's an old joke - um... two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of 'em says, "Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know; and such small portions." Well, that's essentially how I feel about life - full of loneliness, and misery, and suffering, and unhappiness, and it's all over much too quickly. The... the other important joke, for me, is one that's usually attributed to Groucho Marx; but, I think it appears originally in Freud's "Wit and Its Relation to the Unconscious," and it goes like this - I'm paraphrasing - um, "I would never want to belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member." That's the key joke of my adult life, in terms of my relationships with women.

aaaaaah.......

I think I see the problem......


... most women's clubs are composed of women who have women's pastimes as their focus....

have you ever considered 'Crotcheting' as a hobby?

No man, that's the movie quote, guess the film.

sounds like Woody Allen again, but don't know the film.

Well done first part...

Sounds angst-ridden enough to be from Manhattan?

I don't watch a lot of Woody Allen movies, especially the newer ones.

Ahh...perhaps "Annie Hall"?

That it is. Your go 'spode.

I feel badly...I wouldn't have gotten it if not for Wolf's jogging my memory. I defer to her.

Yoo hoo? Wolf!

I'll go:

"serpentine, Sheldon, serpentine!"

The In-Laws, original version.

"Now its *garbage*!"