:lol2: fucking hell I'm laughing so hard i can't breathe! Well played.

Yah. This and the original Amish post have all but done for me.

:notworthy

Can we please slow the thread? -beest is only on page 4 and you're posting faster than he can read. He's just got to the part where Jesus comes to Pam and ressurects Big Sarge. I'm worried he'll laugh himself a hernia if he reads any faster :(

I was late for work this morning, slept through my alarm...but I looked at the Cellar on the phone and read this whole thread anyway! My cat wondered why I was laughing so hard when I was hungover and running late.

The best part of waking up...

I don't know if there is one, and I'm too lazy to look.

This shows the active fires in TX:
http://txforestservice.tamu.edu/main....aspx?id=10588
(you have to download the latest google earth tho)

I'm north of Dallas, there are plenty of fires to the west of us, I think we have some dwellars in Ft. Worth so they'd be more affected than I am, but none real close by. We have had smoke in the air from them though on windy days. There is a small fire close to Houston it looks like.
Austin is about 3/4ths between Dallas and San Antonio (closer to San Antonio - no idea why our state capital is not starred on that map) and it seems pretty clear of fires. I think at least one dweller lives in west TX, there is a pretty big fire, but I believe the dweller I'm thinking of lives north west of that fire.

And the award for the Hottest Dwellar goes to...

(too soon?)

Not too soon, I don't think. Tulip? She's pretty hot.

I have a question about my most happy award...if I am grouchy one day, will it be taken away? It's mine! You can't have it! I will get very angry and leave if you take my hard earned award away!

Angry kerosene

Nah, it's like the Oscars. They didn't take Julia Roberts' Oscar away after she made Eat Pray Love.

:lol:

Very upset with movies,

Infi

DucksNuts!!

(rips open envelope and glowers at the peanut gallery)

And the winner is...

The dwellar who lives near Ft Worth!

ha

:D

Hang on!

This fire is only about 2.5 miles south of me, and the winds are coming from the south today. I still have a chance.

http://www.9news.com/video/default.aspx?bctid=914203357001&odyssey=mod|newswell|text|FRONTPAGE|featured#/News/Meyer+Ranch+fire+grows/49906872001/50183015001/914203357001

*Grabs award back from the dwellar who lives near Ft Worth*

Hello,

I am from Fort Worth and I wear a flame-proof suit and ten-gallon hat as I drive around between the dance halls and saloons in my F4250 truck made for me by the wonderful Mr. Ford. I eat grits and i shoot first and ask questions later.

love
Dallas McRappyhouseisonfire