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TheMercenary 06-12-2012 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Ibram (Post 814970)
Parents gave me some money for job interview clothes, which I took to include some nicer (but cheap-ass) jewelry.

Rich..... :lol:

Ibby 06-12-2012 09:56 PM

yeah, gosh, $150 dollars for clothes so I can get a job, considering I have had all of four months to build a wardrobe, is really exorbitant! Dude, I shop at fucking Goodwill. What the fuck point are you trying to make here? You honestly think you can tell me how much money I have?

TheMercenary 06-12-2012 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Ibram (Post 815015)
yeah, gosh, $150 dollars for clothes so I can get a job, considering I have had all of four months to build a wardrobe, is really exorbitant! Dude, I shop at fucking Goodwill. What the fuck point are you trying to make here? You honestly think you can tell me how much money I have?

Crying me a shot glass of tears.... could give a shit.

Ibby 06-12-2012 11:54 PM

So you prove you don't give a shit by harassing me about imaginary money every time I post in this thread?

YOU HAVE MONEY
I don't really have that much money, i do okay, but i'm not rich
I DONT CARE CRY ME A RIVER IM NOT LISTENING LAH LAH LAH

what're you trying to prove here, merc? If you, for no good reason whatsoever, decide to harass me, and I point out where you're just making shit up, you can't reply with IDGAF. That's just, nonsensical. If you're just getting your kicks being a colossal douchebag, whatever, but don't post obvious bullshit to bait and harass me then say you don't care if I respond. It's just stupid. You obviously care, you won't shut the fuck up about it.

BigV 06-13-2012 12:06 AM

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just getting your kicks being a colossal douchebag,
:eyerolls:

d'ya think??

DanaC 06-13-2012 07:15 AM

Christ on a bike. Merc, what the fuck is your problem? Ibs is right, you're just harrassing her now. You are being a nasty little shit, as they say in my neck of the woods. A tosser, a dickwad, a total and utter cunt.

You're a bully. A snide and cruel bully. You've set your target on someone young enough to be your child and cleverer than you'll ever be and to what end?

And here you are. In the RFN pic where dwellars put themselves, not their politics, their faith or their views, but themselves out there. being a shit and dragging your class war out front.

Nobody wants to hear it. At least I don't think they do. I certainly fucking don't. Not in here.

monster 06-13-2012 07:37 AM

There's a report post button that mentions harassment. Just sayin'

DanaC 06-13-2012 07:38 AM

Went too far ya think?

monster 06-13-2012 07:39 AM

you? no.

it was a general comment for the education of the general population, just in case anyone shared our feelings about the off-topic invasion of this thread.

xoxoxoBruce 06-13-2012 07:48 AM

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Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 815065)
Ibs is right, you're just harrassing her now.

Her?

ZenGum 06-13-2012 08:05 AM

I think that happened while you weren't around much.

Surprise!

Bruce, meet Erika. Erika, Bruce.

xoxoxoBruce 06-13-2012 08:12 AM

Oh, then SHE'S a lesbian.
http://www.cellar.org/showpost.php?p...8&postcount=15

limey 06-13-2012 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 815072)
There's a report post button that mentions harassment. Just sayin'

Done.

BrianR 06-13-2012 12:41 PM

Congratulations Ibs. You have discovered my secret too! I also shop at thrift stores and find some good stuff there. Just beware of cheap Chinese "dollar store" jewelry... it can discolor your skin. And it DOESN'T wash off!

I found a cute purse there too, for five bucks. It's denim, nearly new, has plenty of pockets for stuff and, so far, it is a model for a "neat purse". Everything in it's place, no trash or junk and no fumbling needed. My wife hates me! LOL

I also have built up a basic wardrobe from various thrift stores. Mostly jeans, since I do a LOT of work around the house and I need something long and tough. And cheap, in case of irreparable damage. Cute T-shirt tops usually at home and blouses for out and about. I have a few skirts and dresses for when I meet that millionaire admirer. :D

You go right on shopping at thrift stores and don't let anyone look down their nose at you. You are being thrifty and "green" for reusing and not buying new. There is NOTHING wrong with that! ALL women love a bargain!

Lookin' GOOD!

Love

Pam

wolf 06-13-2012 01:05 PM

Can't we all just get along?

footfootfoot 06-13-2012 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf (Post 815119)
Can't we all just get along?

As funny as ever!

monster 06-13-2012 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf (Post 815119)
Can't we all just get a long rope and hang him?

that's maybe going a little too far......

sexobon 06-13-2012 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 815065)
Christ on a bike. Merc, what the fuck is your problem? Ibs is right, you're just harrassing her now. You are being a nasty little shit, as they say in my neck of the woods. A tosser, a dickwad, a total and utter cunt.

You're a bully. A snide and cruel bully. You've set your target on someone young enough to be your child and cleverer than you'll ever be and to what end?

And here you are. In the RFN pic where dwellars put themselves, not their politics, their faith or their views, but themselves out there. being a shit and dragging your class war out front.

Nobody wants to hear it. At least I don't think they do. I certainly fucking don't. Not in here.

DanaC is on report ... for turning me on with her sassy style.
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Originally Posted by wolf (Post 815119)
Can't we all just get along?

Sure, but it helps if you say it like this: "Get along little doggies."

infinite monkey 06-13-2012 10:30 PM

A long little doggie: dachsund.

Clodfobble 06-14-2012 07:02 AM

Looking good, Ibram! I'm starting to get a better sense of the overall picture (I think) you're trying to convey. The haircut and earrings are nice. What kind of job is it you're interviewing for? I'd switch the jeans out for khaki slacks, at least. Everyone has to be stiff and uncomforable in a job interview. :)

Gravdigr 06-14-2012 02:55 PM

Fabric softener.

TheMercenary 06-14-2012 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 815065)
Christ on a bike. Merc, what the fuck is your problem? Ibs is right, you're just harrassing her now.

This dude is not a "her" now or ever. Even if there is a sex change operation. It is called Gender Identity Disorder. This person could die and go in the ground and the DNA would say "Male".

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You are being a nasty little shit, as they say in my neck of the woods. A tosser, a dickwad, a total and utter cunt.
Opinion, I could care less. I have a Right to it. I am not asking you to agree with me.

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You're a bully. A snide and cruel bully. You've set your target on someone young enough to be your child and cleverer than you'll ever be and to what end?
Blaaaa, blaaaa, blaaa. Not impressed. Been there, done it.

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And here you are. In the RFN pic where dwellars put themselves, not their politics, their faith or their views, but themselves out there. being a shit and dragging your class war out front.
Don't care. Throw it out there and take the fire.

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Nobody wants to hear it. At least I don't think they do. I certainly fucking don't. Not in here.
Don't care. I don't want to hear a bunch of shit you have to say either. But I don't say that to you. I don't want to hear about your Socialist bullshit but I don't say that to you, so deal with it. We don't have to agree. And anyone who throws their self out in public can deal with the community. Just as I can, I can take it. Can HE?

BigV 06-14-2012 08:58 PM

Methinks the lady doth protest too much


....


For someone who doesn't care, that is.

monster 06-14-2012 09:27 PM

I see Merc's on a seagull post run. flies in, shits everywhere........

Ibram, when you have tough teachers, they tell you to picture them nekkid. I really don't advise that with Merc, because you might bust a gut laughing, but it may help you to remember this:

He has to buy "love" -not just friends, but the only way he knows how to control his wife and daughters is with money too. And control them he must, because he knows he is superior to all females. With men, his currency is ex-services/rugby. You, he has no fucking idea how to deal and so goes for knee-jerk extermination. Because he is clearly superior to you and yet you don't seem to get that.

That kind of goes for the rest of us too. We (mostly) can't be bought (although dammit he's tried so hard) and we can't be intimidated physically. The only other joker up his sleeve is that he doesn't work at Walmart. He's kind of used to being respected for his career and he just can't get that he's so majorly "outranked" here by so many dwellars that we're just not impressed, that his only recourse is to verbally abuse us to the point where we might be grateful for a crumb of non-abuse. Some call it trolling.

So, just quit reacting. He ain't worth it. Remember, he's just spent 36 hours inhaling anaesthetic so he can buy something that will make someone pay him some attention. It's sad, really. :cry:

BigV 06-14-2012 09:33 PM

pretty good analysis monster.

I think it's a shame too because when mercy's not so fucking hostile, I appreciate his contributions, regardless of how much we agree or disagree. But the trolling, bullying, the vitriol. No fucking thanks.

TheMercenary 06-14-2012 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 815335)
I see Merc's on a seagull post run. flies in, shits everywhere........

Ibram, when you have tough teachers, they tell you to picture them nekkid. I really don't advise that with Merc, because you might bust a gut laughing, but it may help you to remember this:

:lol: that was good....


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He has to buy "love" -not just friends, but the only way he knows how to control his wife and daughters is with money too.
Damm! you know my family? Really, just like I know yours!?!?!


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And control them he must, because he knows he is superior to all females.
Now this shit is getting Good!... Please go on...

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With men, his currency is ex-services/rugby. You, he has no fucking idea how to deal and so goes for knee-jerk extermination. Because he is clearly superior to you and yet you don't seem to get that.
But I thought Ibram was not a "man"? How did that work out for ya?

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That kind of goes for the rest of us too. We (mostly) can't be bought (although dammit he's tried so hard) and we can't be intimidated physically.
You speak for "the rest of us"? Really....?

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The only other joker up his sleeve is that he doesn't work at Walmart.
Thank fucking God....

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He's kind of used to being respected for his career and he just can't get that he's so majorly "outranked" here by so many dwellars that we're just not impressed, that his only recourse is to verbally abuse us to the point where we might be grateful for a crumb of non-abuse. Some call it trolling.
:lol: Holy Crap, you are full of yourself.... I am "outranked" by no one. I am the same as everyone. And just like yourself, you have an ass hole on the bottom of you...

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So, just quit reacting. He ain't worth it. Remember, he's just spent 36 hours inhaling anaesthetic so he can buy something that will make someone pay him some attention. It's sad, really. :cry:
:lol2: Innovative... but a big fail. Did you drink to much of your kids pool water? My income and what I do with it is none of your business, wealth envy much? Poor baby.

TheMercenary 06-14-2012 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Ibram (Post 815032)
So you prove you don't give a shit by harassing me about imaginary money every time I post in this thread?

Look you are an adult now, not a teenager. You get no special treatment. You are a grown up. Act it.

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YOU HAVE MONEY
I don't really have that much money, i do okay, but i'm not rich
I DONT CARE CRY ME A RIVER IM NOT LISTENING LAH LAH LAH
Not relevant. So you may be living in your car in 6 months, I don't care.

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what're you trying to prove here, merc? If you, for no good reason whatsoever, decide to harass me, and I point out where you're just making shit up, you can't reply with IDGAF. That's just, nonsensical. If you're just getting your kicks being a colossal douchebag, whatever, but don't post obvious bullshit to bait and harass me then say you don't care if I respond. It's just stupid. You obviously care, you won't shut the fuck up about it.
Put your big girl panties on. Throw yourself out there and deal with it. I owe you nothing.... I am not trying to "bait" you, I am not trying to "harass you"... if you respond to anything I post I have the chance to do the same. It is not something special for you or at you. You are an adult. Throw your shit out there and think no one can say anything they want about what you post is silly. Get over yourself. I really don't care.

DanaC 06-14-2012 09:49 PM

Why does ib's gender identity bother you so much merc? I mean why do you care so much?

TheMercenary 06-14-2012 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 815340)
Why does ib's gender identity bother you so much merc? I mean why do you care so much?

Don't, but if you throw it out there don't expect No Response...... GID is a serious issue.

DanaC 06-14-2012 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary (Post 815341)
Don't, but if you throw it out there don't expect No Response...... GID is a serious issue.

Ahahahahah oh god no stop .... Ahahahahah *snort*

TheMercenary 06-14-2012 09:55 PM

Hey, look at it this way, he can always claim minority status and ask the Gobbernment to pay for his disability! :)

TheMercenary 06-14-2012 10:00 PM

No one has a Right to tell this fool that he can or cannot be whom ever HE wants to be. Certainly not the Gobbernment.

No one has the Right to deny him his Rights under the Constitution of the United States of America, assuming he his a US citizen.

If he wants to pretend he is a Woman, he has a Right to do so. I will defend his Right to do so. But I don't have to agree with his choice. Move along, nothing to see here....

monster 06-14-2012 10:28 PM

Dear Interwebs,

do we think Merc is drunk/impaired posting right now?

:lol:

(or do we think he's 12?)

zippyt 06-14-2012 10:38 PM

i was thinking more like 11 and Mom and dadz are Out for the evening ,
just wait till yer dadz gets home and sees all the Bs you've posted and all the Porn sites you've been to on his Pc ;)

monster 06-14-2012 10:50 PM

better not be wanting to date my 10yo.....

Undertoad 06-15-2012 09:35 AM

ITT all you people reach below Merc's level in order to do battle. You should be ashamed of yourselves.

What do you hope to accomplish?

Gravdigr 06-15-2012 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary (Post 815345)
I will defend his Right to do so. But I don't have to agree with his choice.

You have defended his right do so. And, no, you don't have to agree with his choice.

But, there has been assholishness by (almost) everyone in this conversation. All because of opinion, and the selective recognition of the right to have one, and the right to voice it.


BTW, I should know assholishness...

...I am General Asshole (Dwellars elected me to this post), and I have spoken.

So there.

monster 06-15-2012 10:14 AM

Ya know, I came to this board right now to share my happy that's school's out, but just fuck it.

glatt 06-15-2012 10:15 AM

I've got an idea, let's all try to be nicer to each other!

C'mon, let's hug it out.

:grouphug:

Gravdigr 06-15-2012 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 815424)
Ya know, I came to this board right now to share my happy that's school's out, but just fuck it.

I know you didn't mean it that way, but :lol2:

DanaC 06-15-2012 10:59 AM

Fuck, man, I stand by every word.


That doesn't mean I wouldnt welcome a hug.

Undertoad 06-15-2012 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 815424)
Ya know, I came to this board right now to share my happy that's school's out, but just fuck it.

If you can't stand two posts of push-back saying maybe it's inappropriate to say Merc wants to fuck your ten year old son, there's something deeper going on here, right?

Gravdigr 06-15-2012 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 815425)
I've got an idea, let's all try to be nicer to each other!

C'mon, let's hug it out.

:grouphug:

Seconded.

Warning, though...I make sticky if I hug too long.

If we can't be nice...we could be nicer.

Have an odd day, e'erbody!

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DanaC 06-15-2012 11:03 AM

Jeez Toad, she was referencing another post about the right age to date in America. It only works if you accept the premise that Merc is himself an 11 year old kid (as was the previous joke). It was a joke. Not remotely a suggestion that Merc is a pedo.

Undertoad 06-15-2012 11:17 AM

OK, let me put it another way:

If you can't stand two posts of push-back, there's something deeper going on here, right?

infinite monkey 06-15-2012 11:30 AM

Fuck it. Seriously.

Gravdigr 06-15-2012 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 815457)
Fuck it. Seriously.

Oh, I'll fuck it.

But, Ima be all "Dodo-dodey-ohdo-woohoo-hoohoododeyohdo" the whole time.

I'm not gonna be serious.

infinite monkey 06-15-2012 12:33 PM

Haggis!

Spoken like a true fellow Dodo.

Will the Exalted Order of Dodos please come to order?

sexobon 06-15-2012 12:58 PM

I'll have a cheeseburger and fries, hold the hugs.

Sundae 06-15-2012 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 815451)
If you can't stand two posts of push-back, there's something deeper going on here, right?

Because this is the wrong thread.
I can talk all over the board about being overweight and wah, wah, wah. And people can respond in any way they want.
But if I post a photo here I should not be subjected to people ridiculing me and my life choices.

I wouldn't expect anyone to write "Ooh Sundae, how slim you are!" but I also would not expect vitriol.

And two posts of push-back on here is just the cherry on the topping of the unpleasantness of this ongoing situation. Ibs has a hard furrow to plough in his life. Merc is fully entitled to his opinion. But for goodness sake take it out of a thread in which traditionally Dwellars either make complimentary or constructive remarks or just don't bother to say anything.

NB - I am not suggesting that being fat is in any way comparable to gender issues. It's just the only way I can relate.

infinite monkey 06-15-2012 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by sexobon (Post 815492)
I'll have a cheeseburger and fries, hold the hugs.

Seconds?

No thanks, I'm still working on my Forty Ounce Double Dose Dietary Diabetes Drink.

DanaC 06-15-2012 04:23 PM

Well said Sundae.

xoxoxoBruce 06-15-2012 05:53 PM

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Brits are stodgy.

sexobon 06-15-2012 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 815417)
ITT all you people reach below Merc's level in order to do battle. You should be ashamed of yourselves.

What do you hope to accomplish?

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Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 815447)
If you can't stand two posts of push-back saying maybe it's inappropriate to say Merc wants to fuck your ten year old son, there's something deeper going on here, right?

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Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 815451)
OK, let me put it another way:

If you can't stand two posts of push-back, there's something deeper going on here, right?

Yeah, ^WHS^. Approach the situation with a dignity befitting a Dwellar. I don't mean hugging the crap out of each other either. I mean constructive criticism when one dwellar is expending an unhealthy amount of energy on another dwellar. It takes two to tango: Ibram isn't your little Ibby anymore, nor is Merc your nemesis. There was irrelevant posting in an images thread that made both users inappropriate. Beyond that, it has always been open season on attention whores regardless of their cause.

Moderators, it would help if you moved posts that go beyond reasonable thread drift - even if you have to create another sub-forum in Meta called "TBC" (To Be Continued); or, whatever. Unless; of course, you enjoy the drama.

[Rod Sterling]Submitted for your approval[/Twilight Zone]:

{Oh, wow, man, I said
Wait a second, man
What do you think our Ibby's gonna look like this week?
Fuck man!}

Oh yeah, I-I-Ibby stop that whorin'
Ibby don't you see? Don't wanna be no Cellar hen
Maybe I should go to hell but I am doing well
Ibby needs to hear from me in U R-F-N

I think of all the Current Events that I've missed
But then even Politics was never quite like this

Ow! Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad, I'm hot for Ibby
I've got it bad, so bad, I'm hot for Ibby

{Hey, I heard you missed me, I'm back!
I brought my at-ti-tude
Give me something to harp on, man
Whoa}

I heard about his assets but assets are so cold
I don't know about this fool
Wannabe girl from Cherry Lawn, how can you be so bold?
Now do you know the golden rule?

I think of all the Current Events that I've missed
But then even Politics was never quite like this

Whoa! Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad
I'm hot for Ibby
I've got it bad, so bad
I'm hot for Ibby, whoa

{Oh man, I think this download is slow
What are you postin' this weekend?
I don't feel like a bully
Critics dismissed}

Ooh, yeah
I've got it bad, got it bad, got it bad
I'm hot for Ibby

Whoa Oh!
Yes I'm hot
Oh my God!
Erika!

Gravdigr 06-17-2012 02:46 PM

Outstanding adaptation.

I could take or leave the subject matter, but, yeah, outstanding!

:thumb:

classicman 06-17-2012 05:20 PM

All it takes is another RFN post and it goes away.

regular.joe 06-17-2012 09:03 PM

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The nieces, nephew and myself.

zippyt 06-17-2012 09:47 PM

Sup joe and kiddos !!!

Undertoad 06-17-2012 10:10 PM

Lookin' good everybody!

classicman 06-17-2012 10:17 PM

Good one Joe - Happy Father's Day ;)


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