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4. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you’re not quite ready to be independent. Guns should only be used for shooting grouse, haggis, or the French. If you can’t sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist, then you’re not ready to shoot grouse, haggis, or the French.

I edited Dana's edit.

BigV	05-13-2016 08:16 AM

"Hould my Near-Frouzen Gnat's Urine and watch this."

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Hahahahaha, you almoust had me! Yo're so funny!

xoxoxoBruce

05-16-2016 05:41 PM

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Hmm, maybe so...

Gravdigr

05-18-2016 11:40 AM

"I'm Batshit Insane, and I approve this message."

I'd vote for that ticket.

xoxoxoBruce

05-19-2016 11:19 PM

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Obit

Griff

05-20-2016 06:53 AM

Some wisdom there.

Carruthers

05-23-2016 05:34 AM

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Which one is the used car salesman?

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The Prime Minister stunned staff at Witney Used Car Centre in Minster Lovell, Oxfordshire, when he pitched up to check out a vehicle he'd spotted.

Owner Iain Harris was even more surprised when, instead of opting for one of the more expensive cars on the forecourt, Mr Cameron selected a 2004 blue Nissan Micra costing less than £1,500 that has clocked up almost 93,000 miles.

'It was totally surreal,' Mr Harris said. 'I got a call on Friday night to say that the Prime Minister was on his way round to look at one of our cars. I thought it was one of my mates, winding me up.

I bet they both counted their fingers after that handshake. ;)

Daily Mail

xoxoxoBruce

05-23-2016 06:54 PM

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glatt

05-24-2016 10:09 AM

It's inevitable.

Unless it isn't.

Clodfobble

05-24-2016 11:25 AM

I saw a poll that had Trump over Hillary, now that Republicans have accepted the reality of their nominee. If the gap widens, and Bernie can still beat him, will they choose him after all, or gamble everything?

Griff

05-25-2016 06:59 AM

Hillary's people are betting that Bernie's folk will vote for criminality over hate. His people remain engaged but Hillary's war-mongering is a problem for many. Is it possible they vote for down-ticket dems and flip Libertarian/ Green for the President?

classicman

05-28-2016 08:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Griff (Post 960952)

Hillary's people are betting that Bernie's folk will vote for criminality over hate.

They will.

footfootfoot

05-30-2016 11:58 AM

Why won't Bernie's folk just write him in and to hell with Hillary?

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