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Her goal is to reach 1,160 pounds by her forties to claim the title. Eman has already passed the previous living record, held by 43-year-old Donna Simpson of New Jersey, who weighed 700 pounds.

http://www.allheadlinenews.com/artic...#ixzz1VNwdJWb5

In French, I'd say she's digging her grave with her teeth. Is there a similar expression in English?

Oh, joy.

More glory for New Jersey.

Let me get my party hat...

Sundae

08-20-2011 01:03 PM

It's not news and it's not all that weird, but I wasn't sure where else to put it.

For a while in this country we were having drought conditions.
Especially to the East.
I heard a farmer interviewed on the radio who farmed hemp.

Yes, marijuana, but of a type that couldn't get you high. Or at least the marijuana version of a really really weak shandy - you'd make yourself sick before you felt an affect.

Cut to the Sundae clan driving to Great Yarmouth. EAST.
OMG - what's growing in that field?!

But I daredn't say anything.
Mum knows what it looks like from working with the Police (they had a special course on recognising drugs). What excuse do I have?
But it was. Really, obviously. Growing right up against the side of the road.

I wonder how many poor saps stopped and picked in vain...?

Gravdigr

08-25-2011 04:00 PM

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Gravdigr

08-25-2011 04:00 PM

The two above snips are unrelated, btw...

Pete Zicato

08-29-2011 03:06 PM

Quote:

Was the doctor right to cut off Seaton's penis? Or did Seaton get shafted?

Who thinks they ran this story just so they could get that line in there?

ZenGum

09-03-2011 04:38 AM

Have you ever been so drunk that you...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-14771361

Sundae

09-03-2011 05:20 AM

For FSM's sake!
Poor baby. Glad to hear she's healing.

And for the record, no.
I may have handled some of the trouser variety when I was drunk, but never intentionally caused harm.

ZenGum

09-03-2011 06:14 AM

So, no biting big chunks out, then, eh?

DanaC

09-03-2011 07:38 AM

Oh poor little bugger. Not just bites, deep fucking bites that exposed her liver. My God.

Don't know if that's a pic of the snake in question or just stock pics of a snake to illustrate the point...

I love snakes. Lovely creatures. I have very fond memories of some baby Garter snakes we took on after my uncle died. They were adorable. Tiny little things, like thick shoelaces. They'd wrap around your fingers like a grownup wraps around your arm *chuckles*

Most of them didn't survive as I recall. The ones that did were mainly rehoused when they were a little older. I think Mum had had enough of snakes after Martin's escapologist pet python :p

TheMercenary

09-03-2011 08:14 AM

This was a funny read.

Quote:

In a rambling piece written earlier this month, titled "Is Sinead About To Hump Her Truck?", O'Connor writes: "I recently read of a woman in America who married and regularly humps her truck. I don't yet own a truck but I'm beginning to understand her head space. And am worried I too may be so desperate for sex that within days I might run up the road and hump Bray Cab's whole fleet in one hour."

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/entertainm...ectid=10748739

Griff

09-03-2011 08:45 AM

Canadian workers ill after cannabis brownie mix-up

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-14770359

I like the Canadian response to this. In the States this would have turned into a shit-storm.

ZenGum

09-03-2011 10:02 AM

"... forgot about them ..." :lol: I can't imagine why.

ZenGum

09-03-2011 09:14 PM

You know, I'm beginning to suspect this stuff might actually be bad for you after all.

Quote:

Woman arrested trying to reclaim lost dope

A New Zealand woman who lost a bag filled with cannabis was arrested when she tried to reclaim it as lost property from the local police station, media reported.

The bag, containing about 20 grams of marijuana separated in tinfoil wraps, a cannabis pipe and a mobile phone, was found at a ferry terminal in Picton on August 16, the Marlborough Express reported.

After it was handed over to police in the South Island town, the mobile phone rang and a male caller enquired about its whereabouts, so officers informed him it was at the Picton police station, the newspaper said.

Patricia Wright was arrested when she turned up at the station to reclaim the bag, immediately admitting the drugs and cannabis pipe were hers.

The 61-year-old received a six-month supervision order and was told to undergo counselling when she appeared in the Blenheim District Court on Monday.

Judge Peter Hobbs said Wright had a history of drug convictions, the newspaper said.

monster

09-08-2011 11:57 AM

Drunk Elk up a tree

chrisinhouston

09-10-2011 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 755059)

Drunk Elk up a tree

Next item... Sobriety check points for all Swedish Elk!

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