Fri day Nite CHAT !!!

*checks calendar*

Yep its Saturday night, where the hell are y'all?

I'm getting my Fantasy Football team ready to punish the rough riders.

thats dirty jim

what is today?

We're swapping recipes.

cmon....there are people in here!

And Jim is running out of people to ban!

I banned you.

sincerely,

spartacus

Had to show that epenis to Clodfobble?

I just banned your mom


man, that was sweet.

Actually, that was Richter. His beard isn't as thick as mom's.

Best get back to business. You can't impress "the ladies" in chat while you're bullshitting here. Chop chop!

I have an epenis? did I win it? i've always wanted one? where is it?

Rules for Chat: Don't be a dick. Unless some alleged ladies are present. Then ban everyone who crosses you, to show the ladies your enormous egenitalia in some odd courting ritual. No, you won't get laid, it's the internet after all...but boy will they be impressed at your manly prowess.

Which, of course, beats actually going out to find a job to replace the one you lost last year right after that Mexican vacation. But why bother actually looking after your wife, when there's so many women to impress in Chat?

ban him. plz. he's not even a good troll.