The Cellar - Weird News

Oh, and I just realized Zanesville isn't THAT far from my brother's cottage in H Hills, and if the animules escaped into the heavily wooded areas.

My whole family is going there this weekend. I'll let you know if I see a giraffe.

May sound crazy, but I'm not letting the nieces wander the trails alone. I wonder if my brother will let me carry his shotgun? ;)

infinite monkey

10-19-2011 07:52 AM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 765064)

Say, Infinite Monkey, this might be a good time for you to change handles again.

Yes, you may be right.

What do you think? Infinite Dove? Infinite Manatee? Infinite Puppy?

HungLikeJesus

10-19-2011 07:52 AM

Yes, but it won't be loaded.

Trilby

10-19-2011 07:53 AM

you know there's a panther roaming around north dayton, don't you?

infinite monkey

10-19-2011 07:55 AM

There is? Whoa! Where did that come from?

Aliantha

10-19-2011 07:55 AM

I wonder why the deputies had to be shot when they arrived.

infinite monkey

10-19-2011 07:56 AM

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Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus (Post 765071)

Yes, but it won't be loaded.

I'll beat the bear to death with the butt of the gun. Not even a wild tiger or lion wants to mess with a perimenopausal depressive with anxiety attacks and years of pent-up anger. :lol:

HungLikeJesus

10-19-2011 07:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Aliantha (Post 765076)

I wonder why the deputies had to be shot when they arrived.

Journalists today... the standards have hit bottom.

ZenGum

10-19-2011 07:59 AM

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 765075)

There is? Whoa! Where did that come from?

Well, when a mummy panther and a daddy panther like each other very much ...