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xoxoxoBruce 11-06-2016 05:16 PM

I see what you're saying, but all she wants is a copy of one article, which should be easier than access to the library.

Clodfobble 11-06-2016 07:55 PM

The article, if it exists, is on a very specific topic with extremely searchable terms. Wouldn't take any digging to find it. I admit I was hoping for a "you look it up and email the digital version to me, I send you piles of cookies in the mail" kind of arrangement. I am looking into my public library, but we have had trouble in the past because we live in this weird unincorporated section of town that doesn't pay the right taxes for library use.

monster 11-06-2016 08:04 PM

I'll ask the Jeebster and beyond

monster 11-06-2016 08:30 PM

She says no, sorry :/ will keep asking around. is it a nutritional article?
I know the chief nutrition person at the U of M childrens hospital

Clodfobble 11-06-2016 09:33 PM

Nah, it was a current events thing about a legal battle between Germany and an American company. I've exhausted American sources, and German references are hard to find because they're all in German and pre-internet to boot. But I have it on relatively good authority that it made the front page of the Independent, sometime during the case.

elSicomoro 12-04-2016 05:43 PM

Since I was a kid, I have struggled with feelings of being "left out" and "forgotten about." I put these in quotes, because, to be honest, I'm not sure how much of it is rooted in reality. It certainly happened as a kid, but as an adult, it's hard for me to judge how much it happens. I suspect that, because it happened as a kid, I'm hyper-sensitive to it now...so any appearance of it happening unnerves me. I attempt to be subtle in how I address it as well...though sometimes, I'm as subtle as a bull in a china shop.

I dunno...I tend to "feel" things far more than many people. The littlest things (both happy and sad) tend to bring heightened responses to me upon recollection.

I just took a Myers-Briggs test...I've heard they're considered garbage now, but I don't care. I tend to be INFP or INFJ. Today's result: on the borderline of all 4 fields...fucking kidding me?!

Carruthers 12-07-2016 01:14 PM

Driving home this morning from the weekly grocery shop, I could see blue flashing lights on a vehicle about a quarter of a mile behind me and travelling in the same direction.
I was approaching a roundabout and worked out that the best place to move over would be the other side of the roundabout and before two lanes merged into one.
The plan worked well and several vehicles behind and one in front did likewise.
The emergency vehicle came into sight and had a clear path until... UNTIL...an Audi pulled out from the line behind me straight into the path of what turned out to be an ambulance first response car!
The Audi driver floored it and shot off down the road at about 60mph in a 30 limit.
Two possibilities occur to me. Was he so unobservant that he was completely unaware of the blue lights so just pulled out when he saw the opportunity to get past the slowing vehicles in front, or did he deliberately take advantage of the situation on a sod everybody else basis?
In rather blunt terms was he stupid or just a complete arse?

It didn't end there. A couple of minutes later, approaching another roundabout, a full size ambulance (flashing blues), travelling in the same direction as the first vehicle, came into view and everyone moved into the left lane to let it past.
Guess what happened next? Exactly. Another vehicle moved out of the slowing line of traffic to position itself for a right turn and obstructed the ambulance!
Eventually light dawned and the errant driver pulled over.

I'm fortunate in not having to drive much these days, which is just as well as it means I don't encounter the stupid and/or aggressive too often.
I do not profess to Papal infallibility, I'm only human and I make mistakes as well but some of the things you see on the road are enough to make your hair curl.

Rant mode disengaged.

Gravdigr 12-07-2016 01:55 PM

Well, give them the benefit of the doubt, and assume brainfarts.

"Oooh, look everyone's moved over just for meee. That's nice, innit?"

:p:

Carruthers 12-07-2016 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 975742)
Well, give them the benefit of the doubt, and assume brainfarts.

"Oooh, look everyone's moved over just for meee. That's nice, innit?"

:p:

Very charitable, sir! ;)

glatt 12-07-2016 02:07 PM

Most people are not deliberately malicious. At least not most of the time. It's more like lack of thinking.

BigV 12-07-2016 02:40 PM

Not to mention a lack of attention to what's going on all around. Like, you know, what's in your rear view mirror.

footfootfoot 12-07-2016 05:36 PM

Which is why it's a fucking miracle more people don't die in fiery auto crashes every day.

Pi 12-09-2016 03:35 AM

Already on monday:
Since I changed jobs in June to look after wife and kid, I also went to get some sports classes : yoga and indoor spinning
I started in September, and with a 1h-jogging session every 1-2 weeks I dropped 3kg and feel much better.
Yoga is great, 1,5h on Monday evening. Lots of stretching, dynamic exercices and just a little bit meditation and not too much of esoterics. The Yogi was a end 50'ish man, rather strict (a little bit like a good instructor from the army). This went well until monday.
I got a flyer at the reception telling me that the yogi was not coming anymore and that there would be a replacement. Decision coming from the management. The receptionist couldn't tell more. This is quite upsetting as none of the regulars have been asked if we were satisfied or not.
The replacement was kind of ok, but too much talking and music and chanting (which I will not certainly not do)... I wouldn't say that yoga is just a form of gymnastics for me but I'm more into the effort for body and mind than the spiritual thing.
The replacement told us that she had been asked on Friday to take over the classes, so i'm "mildly" irritated that the management was not able to inform us earlier than monday evening about their decision.

Pi 12-13-2016 03:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pi (Post 975906)
Already on monday:
Since I changed jobs in June to look after wife and kid, I also went to get some sports classes : yoga and indoor spinning
I started in September, and with a 1h-jogging session every 1-2 weeks I dropped 3kg and feel much better.
Yoga is great, 1,5h on Monday evening. Lots of stretching, dynamic exercices and just a little bit meditation and not too much of esoterics. The Yogi was a end 50'ish man, rather strict (a little bit like a good instructor from the army). This went well until monday.
I got a flyer at the reception telling me that the yogi was not coming anymore and that there would be a replacement. Decision coming from the management. The receptionist couldn't tell more. This is quite upsetting as none of the regulars have been asked if we were satisfied or not.
The replacement was kind of ok, but too much talking and music and chanting (which I will not certainly not do)... I wouldn't say that yoga is just a form of gymnastics for me but I'm more into the effort for body and mind than the spiritual thing.
The replacement told us that she had been asked on Friday to take over the classes, so i'm "mildly" irritated that the management was not able to inform us earlier than monday evening about their decision.

Didn't get better yesterday. Now I know about the full moon and the impact on my stomach and we chanted (well they did) for peace and love...
I guess I have to find something else to do on Monday evenings

Griff 12-13-2016 06:53 AM

disappoint.

Gravdigr 12-13-2016 02:55 PM

Pi, have you tried laughing out loud when the chanting starts?

If you're gonna quit, might as well get thrown out, I always say.:D

footfootfoot 12-16-2016 07:29 AM

Yoga joints are everywhere over here, ranging from super groovy to secular corporate in style. I went to one for a while that was devoid of mystical spiritual BS and the most I had to suffer through was a Namaste with a little bow at the the end.

Maybe keep looking?

infinite monkey 12-17-2016 11:53 AM

Libillies (the hillbillies who hang around the public library talking loudly, playing games on their phones loudly, and generally being rude and annoying...they're not reading or anything like that, they're just out in public with their LOOK AT ME mentality because they don't even know they elicit feelings of disgust and pity.) Isn't there a farm or a circus or a tattoo parlor somewhere where they could hang out?

Yes, it's very ungenerous of me. :right:

Pico and ME 12-17-2016 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 976649)
Libillies (the hillbillies who hang around the public library talking loudly, playing games on their phones loudly, and generally being rude and annoying...they're not reading or anything like that, they're just out in public with their LOOK AT ME mentality because they don't even know they elicit feelings of disgust and pity.) Isn't there a farm or a circus or a tattoo parlor somewhere where they could hang out?

Yes, it's very ungenerous of me. :right:

Yeah but, I totally understand. I'm in Hicksville middle Hoosierland, doncha know.

infinite monkey 12-17-2016 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pico and ME (Post 976653)
Yeah but, I totally understand. I'm in Hicksville middle Hoosierland, doncha know.

:p:

At least it's not Ohio!

Gravdigr 12-22-2016 10:42 AM

Glitter in the mouse pad.

Fuck.

Gravdigr 12-22-2016 10:44 AM

Hoosierland - pfff.

Buckeyesville - please.

Kentucky - Bastion of Modern Culture

:devil:

xoxoxoBruce 12-25-2016 05:45 PM

I found these neat little vases on the net.

http://cellar.org/2016/3D printed.jpg

They're 3-D printed, 10cm high, several colors, gloss and flat black, recommended for dry arrangements or stand alone, $85 each.

Then way down at the bottom, in the small print, it says all photographs are of the original ceramic pieces. :(
Some of the 3-D printed stuff I've seen is rather rough surfaced. These may not be but show me a goddamn picture of what you're selling.
If you're selling Delicious, don't show me a picture of a Granny Smith.

Gravdigr 12-30-2016 02:08 PM

What's mildly irritating you today?
 
I (apparently) have a head cold.

Shit.

I can't complain, I guess. Momdigr's been nursing one for a week, I guess it was inevitable. Popdigr has it, too, I think. It's not too bad, really. I'm kinda thick-headed (shut yer mouth), but, no runny nose, or sinus headaches (yet). Just that weird one-side-of-my-head-is-one-pressure-the-other-side-is-another-type things, and I can't hear like I could yesterday.

Shit.

Now, who can I give this to?

xoxoxoBruce 12-30-2016 03:29 PM

Kill it with alcohol. :drool:

BigV 12-30-2016 04:33 PM

The little baby microwave oven at work, suitable for warming a small dish of leftovers, or a cup of coffee, etc. It's not very sophisticated, but it has a digital display and a rotating glass plate inside. That's the part that I find irritating. The programming on the damn thing is all one button and go. 1 for one minute, 2 for two minutes, etc. The thing is at low counter height so I have to lower my forearm a few inches to put the coffee mug in. Close the door and press 2 (or 1) same shit happens. It starts up, irradiating my coffee while rotating the turntable. Without exception, when I put the mug in using my right hand, the handle is at the OPTIMAL location (about 4 o'clock), at then end of the cooking cycle, it's way the fuck over at 11 or 12 or 9 or something. I have to manually scoot the turntable around, DJ scratch style to wind the handle back to me in the only place I can reach.

Why did you decide that an integer number of minutes translates to a fractional number of rotations Mr Engineer? Now, if the microwave oven itself was installed a foot higher, I could have a greater range of motion for my retrieving hand, but no. I find it irritating Every. Damn. Day.

Gravdigr 01-01-2017 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 977993)
Kill it with alcohol. :drool:

It won't die.

xoxoxoBruce 02-09-2017 11:16 PM

I just got an email from Billy saying he got my Christmas card. :( I mailed it the first week in December and it cost me close to $5. Talk about a slow boat to China, when he was in Europe it took days.

monster 02-11-2017 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV (Post 978000)
The little baby microwave oven at work, suitable for warming a small dish of leftovers, or a cup of coffee, etc. It's not very sophisticated, but it has a digital display and a rotating glass plate inside. That's the part that I find irritating. The programming on the damn thing is all one button and go. 1 for one minute, 2 for two minutes, etc. The thing is at low counter height so I have to lower my forearm a few inches to put the coffee mug in. Close the door and press 2 (or 1) same shit happens. It starts up, irradiating my coffee while rotating the turntable. Without exception, when I put the mug in using my right hand, the handle is at the OPTIMAL location (about 4 o'clock), at then end of the cooking cycle, it's way the fuck over at 11 or 12 or 9 or something. I have to manually scoot the turntable around, DJ scratch style to wind the handle back to me in the only place I can reach.

Why did you decide that an integer number of minutes translates to a fractional number of rotations Mr Engineer? Now, if the microwave oven itself was installed a foot higher, I could have a greater range of motion for my retrieving hand, but no. I find it irritating Every. Damn. Day.

Because if you are not a little annoyed you will not upgrade to the more expensive one when it blows up one week after the warranty expires. And if you are a lot annoyed, you will change brand.

Have you considered stopping it a few seconds earlier?

Carruthers 02-16-2017 04:14 AM

More accurately it's what irritated me yesterday.
I did the usual grocery shopping and, when waiting at the checkout, saw that the lady behind me only had three small items, probably for her lunch at work.
As I had a trolley load of stuff I asked if she would like to go in front of me.
She accepted and, in fairness, offered profuse thanks. They were scanned in seconds and then... and then... the fun started.
A lot of ferreting about in her purse for the number of coins required produced nothing.
Then the same exercise with folding money was similarly fruitless, so there was nothing for it but to pay by card and a search for one that she could use eventually succeeded.
However it didn't end there because a money off coupon had to be located before matters could be successfully concluded.
Tolstoy could have written one of his longer chapters in the time all this took.
I know the lady on the checkout quite well and 'knowing glances' were exchanged during this saga.
I never quite understood the phrase 'no good deed ever goes unpunished'. I do now.:headshake

sexobon 02-16-2017 04:54 AM

Your generosity with your time caught her by surprise and discombobulated her. By the time your trolley load of stuff had been processed, she would have been ready for the cashier. It was all your doing. [/devil's advocate]

Carruthers 02-16-2017 05:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sexobon (Post 982175)
Your generosity with your time caught her by surprise and discombobulated her. By the time your trolley load of stuff had been processed, she would have been ready for the cashier. It was all your doing. [/devil's advocate]

Mea culpa! ;)

xoxoxoBruce 02-16-2017 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carruthers (Post 982174)
I never quite understood the phrase 'no good deed ever goes unpunished'. I do now.:headshake

Quote:

Originally Posted by sexobon (Post 982175)
Your generosity with your time caught her by surprise and discombobulated her. By the time your trolley load of stuff had been processed, she would have been ready for the cashier. It was all your doing. [/devil's advocate]

That's how it works, a good deed goes to shit and it's always your fault, hence the punishment.;)

Gravdigr 02-16-2017 02:21 PM

Welcome to my world.

xoxoxoBruce 02-22-2017 01:46 PM

I saw this notice...
Quote:

FEB 22: Craft Beers for Pap Smears! - Camden, NJ
Wed Feb 22nd 6:00pm - 8:00pm
1 Market St #103, Camden, NJ 08102, USA
I was all fired up to see this. :blush:
But then...
Quote:

Enjoy some craft beers at the Victor's Bar to help support Planned Parenthood Action Fund of New Jersey!
Tickets are just $25 per person (checks can be made payable to Planned Parenthood Action Fund of New
Jersey). Proceeds will go to help protect access to lifesaving cancer-screenings, STD testing/treatments, and birth control.
Aw crap, burst my bubble, not what I pictured. :mad:

Pi 02-27-2017 03:36 AM

No coffee and no internet at work, on a monday morning...
Going from mildly to heavily irriated...

Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk

xoxoxoBruce 02-27-2017 07:47 AM

Oooo, that's brutal, inhumane, and not nice. :comfort:

Gravdigr 02-27-2017 03:45 PM

Although an excellent opportunity to get some work done for your employer!

footfootfoot 02-27-2017 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carruthers (Post 982174)
More accurately it's what irritated me yesterday.
I did the usual grocery shopping and, when waiting at the checkout, saw that the lady behind me only had three small items, probably for her lunch at work.
As I had a trolley load of stuff I asked if she would like to go in front of me.
She accepted and, in fairness, offered profuse thanks. They were scanned in seconds and then... and then... the fun started.
A lot of ferreting about in her purse for the number of coins required produced nothing.
Then the same exercise with folding money was similarly fruitless, so there was nothing for it but to pay by card and a search for one that she could use eventually succeeded.
However it didn't end there because a money off coupon had to be located before matters could be successfully concluded.
Tolstoy could have written one of his longer chapters in the time all this took.
I know the lady on the checkout quite well and 'knowing glances' were exchanged during this saga.
I never quite understood the phrase 'no good deed ever goes unpunished'. I do now.:headshake

Reminds me of this Richard Brautigan story,

Quote:

I have a bank account because I grew tired of burying my money in the back yard and something else happened. I was burying some money a few years ago when I came across a human skeleton.

The skeleton had the remains of a shovel in one hand and a half-dissolved coffee can in the other hand. The coffee can was filled with a kind of rustdust material that I think was once money, so now I have a bank account.

But most of the time that doesn’t work out very well either. When I wait in line there are almost always people in front of me who have complicated banking problems. I have to stand there and endure the financial cartoon crucifixions of America.

It goes something like this: There are three people in front of me. I have a little check to cash. My banking will only take a minute. The check is already endorsed. I have it in my hand, pointed in the direction of the teller.

The person just being waited on now is a woman fifty years old. She is wearing a long black coat, though it is a hot day. She appears to be very comfortable in the coat and there is a strange smell coming from her. I think about it for a few seconds and realize that this is the first sign of a complicated banking problem.

Then she reaches into the folds of her coat and removes the shadow of a refrigerator filled with sour milk and year-old carrots. She wants to put the shadow in her savings account. She’s already made out the slip.

I look up at the ceiling of the bank and pretend that it is the Sistine Chapel.

The old woman puts up quite a struggle before she’s taken away. There’s a lot of blood on the floor. She bit an ear off one of the guards.

I guess you have to admire her spunk.

The check in my hand is for ten dollars.

The next two people in line are actually one person. They are a pair of Siamese twins, but they each have their own bank books.

One of them is putting eighty-two dollars in his savings account and the other one is closing his savings account. The teller counts out 3,574 dollars for him and he puts it away in the pocket on his side of the pants.

All of this takes time. I look up at the ceiling of the bank again but I cannot pretend that it is the Sistine Chapel any more. My check is sweaty as if it had been written in 1929.

The last person between me and the teller is totally anonymous looking. He is so anonymous that he’s barely there.

He puts 237 checks down on the counter that he wants to deposit in his checking account. They are for a total of 489,000 dollars. He also has 611 checks that he wants to deposit in his savings account. They are for a total of 1,754,961 dollars.

His checks completely cover the counter like a success snow storm. The teller starts on his banking as if she were a long distance runner while I stand there thinking that the skeleton in the back yard had made the right decision after all.
"Depositing the shadow of her refrigerator" has become shorthand for all such situations in my household.

BigV 02-27-2017 08:16 PM

That skeleton is looking better by comparison now, isn't he?

Pi 02-28-2017 02:37 AM

I'd blame the bank manager for not opening a second counter.

Pi 02-28-2017 02:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 983131)
Although an excellent opportunity to get some work done for your employer!

Having no coffee is not helping me getting some work done!
Today is better and now I know that we had a DDOS attack against state servers yesterday morning.

glatt 02-28-2017 07:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 983142)
Reminds me of this Richard Brautigan story,
"The person just being waited on now is a woman fifty years old...
...

The old woman puts up quite a struggle..."

What the hell? I'm over here trying to think that turning 50 shortly is no real big deal. This isn't helping.

nowhereman 02-28-2017 07:44 AM

There was an article in one of the Southern California papers about a rescue in the Angeles National Forest. It referred to the rescued person as an "elderly hiker", then went on to note that the person was 52.:mad: (Finds bat, goes looking for the author........)

Gravdigr 02-28-2017 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt (Post 983184)
What the hell? I'm over here trying to think that turning 50 shortly is no real big deal. This isn't helping.

Yeah, I turn 50 in ~18 months, that didn't help me either.:neutral:

xoxoxoBruce 02-28-2017 03:51 PM

When I was about to turn 40 I figured no big deal, one day older than yesterday, nothings changed. But my ex and the guy we shared the house with were making a big deal of it, and that annoyed me. For years they insisted turning 40 was traumatic for me. Yeah, because of you bastards. :rolleyes:

Gravdigr 02-28-2017 03:54 PM

Forty bothered me a little bit.

I was officially old.:thepain:

xoxoxoBruce 02-28-2017 03:55 PM

Wait till you hit 70. :eyebrow:

Gravdigr 02-28-2017 04:07 PM

Heh, I'll be tickled shitless to turn 70. Not really expecting it to happen, though.

footfootfoot 02-28-2017 10:41 PM

Gonna be 57 this year. I still feel like I can't decide what I want to be when I grow up.

monster 02-28-2017 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 983273)
Gonna be 57 this year. I still feel like I can't decide what I want to be when I grow up.

no fucking way!

Griff 03-01-2017 06:20 AM

52 and no intention of adulting.

fargon 03-01-2017 11:38 AM

60 and no intention of growing up.

xoxoxoBruce 03-03-2017 06:25 PM

TV commercial(s)...
Quote:

Even if you have bad credit, no credit, been through bankruptcy, or a recent repossession, that’s OK. There has never been a better time for people with credit problems to get a car loan than right now. Your new car, $88 down and $88 a month.
Some ads are $49 down and $149 a month. :mad:
They're obviously predators targeting people who have already shown they either don't understand, or can't handle, credit.
Right, "never been a better time"... or worse time, or any time. You'll pay through the nose and several other orifices.
"Your new car" Yes, new to you, but it ain't going to be ones they show in the ads, likely a piece of shit that was left over because nobody bid at the Mannheim auction. After all, somebody as irresponsible as you can't be trusted with a car worth money.
All these ads, regardless of the terms, give a phone number but no location.
I guess it wouldn't be up to Mad Men standards to say Rosie's Junkyard after midnight.

This whole business model doesn't affect me in any way I know of, and most TV ads are annoying, but for some reason these ads grate more. :eyebrow:

Snakeadelic 03-04-2017 08:59 AM

Starlings. Those things are irritating me today. Invasive, aggressive, screechy Sturnus vulgaris, the Eurasian Common Starling. They look exactly like what they are: nasty, greasy little flying trash bags. Around here, they eat garbage any time the dumpster lids are up, then go sift the playground sand for more garbage while crapping all over the playground. They want the fruit in the tree in front of my window, which is some kind of either crabapple or dogwood near as I can tell (Botany isn't a life science field I'm good with), but so do our native robins and cedar waxwings. So I'm chasing ever-increasing numbers out of that tree and off to other ones, hoping this will be one of the years the huge waxwing flock finds the tree and strips it in 2 days :).

At least grabbing my camera gives my loony butt a reason to be out in the wet and cold, standing under a leafless tree. And running up and down our stairs is the only exercise I get until I'm back in physical therapy or rockhounding season starts (which is like June around here depending on the elevation--some great sites aren't even accessible until mid-August).

Snakeadelic 03-04-2017 09:04 AM

...only to have my 'gritching' (portmanteau of 'grumbling' and 'bitching) interrupted by...

(Unladylike words here) STARLINGS. Ugh. If it starts raining I'm gonna have to bust out the ancient Canon with the hitchy lens cover--not risking the big fancy camera I know little about that my dad got me a couple Christmases ago!

footfootfoot 03-04-2017 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 983280)
no fucking way!

My thoughts exactly; you took the words out of my mouth.

DanaC 03-04-2017 05:30 PM

Gotta admit that surprised me!

Gravdigr 03-06-2017 03:32 PM

He's old.

I won't be old for another ~18 months.:D

Pico and ME 03-06-2017 05:12 PM

I will be 55 in 13 days.

55...:facepalm:

Hey, do senior discounts start now?

Oh, and chemo is extremely irritating.


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