I'm not porkin' her until she takes off those damn pig heads and gets a shower.

We saw a recipe in a magazine for bacon baklava.

Cook your bacon on a full-auto machine-gun barrel.

This is a very very bad idea.

What happens if more bad guys show up than you expect? Now you're looking at some seriously overcooked bacon.

The first pic makes me think of Marie Osmond singing "Bacon Woses, bacon woses..."

Today's special...

Top this...

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That just really confused me.

Instant baby? Bacon flavored instant baby?

Oh, now it makes sense.

HUNG! is it really you?

Woo! HLJ is back! :jig:

WTF?

HI HLJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:thumb2:

Poor pupppy...:(

At-At

http://nachodonut.files.wordpress.co...ouble-down.jpg

you can buy that at KFC right now. 2 fried chicken breasts with bacon and cheese between.

lol love the puppeh bacon thief.

This is actually what I have had for dinner for the last seven days:
Thursday: pasta bolognese with bacon and cheese
Friday: nachos with bacon and cheese
Saturday: Spanish omelet with bacon and cheese
Sunday: burritos with leftover nacho mix
Monday: reheat frozen pasta leftovers
Tuesday: burger involving bacon and cheese
Wednesday: eggs and bacon, no cheese.

That is all. Carry on.

I can feel my arteries hardening at the mere thought. Good Ghod....

Bacon flavored envelopes.

Great Atkin's food. KFC should've thought of it sooner. :D

Psst... breaded chicken is not an Atkin's food. :)

Is Bacon Chips Atkins food?

The Bacon Tree

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.........

"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."

"Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "

With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon ... every imaginable kind of cured pork.

"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree."

"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."

"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."

And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath,

"Pepe... go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"

"Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees it? "

"Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree. Ees


Ees


Ees


Ees



Ees a ham bush....."

:snork:

I hope this isnt a repeat.

Caffeinated Maple-Bacon Lollipop

http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/prod...nuse_embed.jpg

* All the deliciousness of bacon and maple syrup, and all the caffeine of an energy drink.
* Get 'em as single pops, or in packs of four.
* Made with real bacon!
* Net Wt: 31g
* Caffeine Content: 80mg per pop.
* Dimensions: approx. 1.25" diameter

http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/prod...acon_embed.jpg

Breakfast this morning at the local diner in my half horse hometown. My first encounter with fried bacon. Yep. Battered and deep fried. It was pretty good, but my cardiologist would be somewhat disenchanted.Attachment 27836:eek:

I hate to say it. Really, I do...But, dayum, that looks good.^^^^

Oh, lordy!
 

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The Bacon-copia

Bacon horn stuffed with 20 hot Italian sausages, 1 pound of scrapple, 4 pork chops, 1 black pudding sausage and 1 white pudding sausage, pepperoni and salami.


http://26.media.tumblr.com/i2dw5nf19...fiaCo1_500.jpg

Bacon Chip Nachos



OMG. I'm so hungry!

Also (posted in another thread about bacon, but reposted here because this is where it really belongs):

http://pictures.mastermarf.com/blog/...stonehenge.jpg

Holy cow...
 

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kx...vnxpo1_500.jpg

Bacon-Wrapped Burrito Log

Taco Bell Cheesy Double Beef Burritos stuffed inside a sausage log wrapped in bacon.



http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kx...vnxpo1_500.jpg

Meta Meat Cake

Four types of sausage, bratwurst, chorizo, ground beef, ground pork, diced ham, Canadian bacon, pepperoni, hickory smoked bacon, hot cappy, queso blanco, provolone and sharp cheddar, wrapped in sausage, bacon and cheese ball dough and baked. Then decorated with American, cheddar squeeze cheese and bacon strips.

Jeezly crow! Who comes up with this stuff?!? That said, I'd hit it. :D

The Ultimate BLT
 

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kw...vnxpo1_500.png

Tony’s BLT

One pound of fried bacon on a toasted Italian bread with lettuce, tomato and mayo.

I'm not seeing the lettuce or tomato and I'm not sure it matters. ;)

http://28.media.tumblr.com/i2dw5nf19...XB2fo1_500.jpg

Deep Fried Bacon Crusted Pork Rinds served with baconaise, natch.



http://24.media.tumblr.com/i2dw5nf19...zWsAo1_500.jpg

The Baconcado

An avocado filled with goat cheese and wrapped in bacon.

http://28.media.tumblr.com/i2dw5nf19...Na1Ho1_500.jpg

Bacon Infused Onion Ring

A deep fried onion ring interlaced with two slices of bacon. Awesome!

And to drink:

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kp...vnxpo1_500.jpg

Meatini

A full English fried breakfast served in a cocktail glass made out of bacon.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/i2dw5nf19...Ro1_r1_500.jpg

Fool’s Gold Loaf Sandwich

A loaf of hollowed out bread filled with creamy peanut butter, a jar of grape jelly, and a pound of bacon.



http://26.media.tumblr.com/i2dw5nf19...Ro1_r6_500.jpg

Tempura Bacon

Bacon strips battered in Panko bread crumbs then deep fried.

http://27.media.tumblr.com/i2dw5nf19...lo1_r1_500.jpg

The Clogger

Layers of scalloped potatoes and cheese wrapped in bacon.



http://28.media.tumblr.com/i2dw5nf19...mzJGo1_500.jpg

Bacon Cream Cheese Rolls

I don't get the recurring bacon/peanutbutter combination.

Bacon and peanut butter is good.

peanut butter and bacon on seeded rye bread.

From Bacon Today, Colored Bacon:
http://bacontoday.com/wp-content/upl...te-300x300.jpg

Fry, Captain, Fry
Aboard your bacon ship!:p:

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Of Old Spice and bacon. :cool:

From Hats of Meat.

They have bacon, too.

That's not bacon, that's a cheap import.

Classic's post 647 with pickup truck...

America, I salute you.

It was a race weekend, the NASCAR tour was in town.

Came across this in my local phone directory.

Give me liberty (bacon) or give me death!

Check this: If the guy's name is Bacon R. Liberty, he was probably playing out in the neighborhood when he was a kid, and, at some point in his life, his mother was standing on the front porch yelling "BAAAAAYYYYYCCCONNNNNN" trying to get him home for supper.

The neighbors prolly though she was stark raving mad.:p:

Bacon R Liberty?

Shouldn't that be Bacon IS Liberty?

Not for the pig.

Who the fuck cares, as long as there's Free Bacon?

While we're on bacon as a name...I came across this in the August issue of 'Bowhunting' magazine. (Woulda credited the photographer, but could find no info.)

Bacon brings home the venison.:p:

Just what is Teh Cellar's policy on pics from magazines, anyway?

Ok, or teh no-no?