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GunMaster357 03-03-2012 01:32 PM

No WASP either, so...

BigV 03-03-2012 02:03 PM

by god you're right!

I miss my brain.

I was just playing there... watch the video if you dare. I mean helicopters *and* Jesus say the earth isn't spinning. Come on. How can you stand against that kind of evidence?

plthijinx 03-03-2012 05:21 PM

:lol2:

Spexxvet 03-05-2012 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV (Post 799190)
Please. Someone help me. I watched this video, and now I can't find my brain.

I can't see germs, so they aren't making me sick. It must be evil spirits.

glatt 03-05-2012 03:15 PM

Cause of the infant's death? "Disseminated herpes simplex virus Type 1, complicating ritual circumcision with oral suction."

What is this I don't even.

Spexxvet 03-05-2012 03:24 PM

Oy Vay. Wrong in so many ways.

infinite monkey 03-05-2012 03:26 PM

Maybe the dingo infected your baby's dingle.

footfootfoot 03-05-2012 07:42 PM

Yeah. I'm against that. ©Brianna 2011

Lamplighter 03-06-2012 04:39 PM

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MSNBC
3/6/12

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— A 3-year-old girl was recovering Monday at [xxxx] Hospital
after doctors removed 37 'Buckyballs' magnets from her intestines.

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Popular Buckyballs are made of powerful "rare earth" magnets
-- similar to the recalled children's toys --
but are marketed as stress-relieving desk gadgets for adults

Lamplighter 03-07-2012 10:10 AM

AP reports a 24 year old Sri Lanka man has died while trying
to set a new record for being buried alive the longest.

The Darwin gene must be recessive.

ZenGum 03-10-2012 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 799670)
Cause of the infant's death? "Disseminated herpes simplex virus Type 1, complicating ritual circumcision with oral suction."

What is this I don't even.

Ok folks, turns out there was a third tablet with five more commandments.

Quote:

XI. Thou shalt keep thy mouth away from open wounds on other people's bodies.

XII. Thou shalt keep thy mouth away from babies' penises.

XIII. Thou shalt keep thy active virus-weeping cold-sores away from other people.

XIV. Thou shalt keep thy virus-weeping cold-sore infected mouth away from open wounds on babies' penises.

XV. I, thy God, would have thought XIV would have gone without saying, yet it seemeth thou art stupid, with a head like unto a block of wood, therefore, I command ye also: tryeth ye not to do anything else really bloody stupid. Please. Thinketh ye of the children.

DanaC 03-11-2012 06:34 AM

ZenGum, genius.

Here's my wierd, ior...at the very least fucking depressing, news. From a couple of days ago:

Quote:

A benefits cheat who used taxpayers money to fund his Russian wife's breast implant operation before faking his own death has been jailed for 32 months.

Stephen Kellaway, 54, scammed £43,622 in housing and council tax benefits on a string of London properties - despite having nearly £280,000 stashed in various undeclared bank accounts.

Croydon Crown Court heard the former psychologist claimed he was a single parent on income support and created false tenants to claim the benefit from councils in Hammersmith and Fulham, and Richmond in west London.


But investigators began looking into his affairs in 2008, suspicious of the large amounts being claimed.

Later that year, the former psychologist, his wife Nelli and his step-daughter Natalia travelled to Moscow, where the women underwent plastic surgery and cosmetic dentistry.

Aside from the fact that he's a sponging twat, who adds to the general anti-benefits atmosphere, leading to unnecessary crackdowns on single mums who've made a few quid on the side to be better able to clothe and feed their kids, he did this so his wife and step daughter could have boob jobs??

Quote:

In 2009, Nelli flew back to the UK to be met by police and council fraud investigators.

The court heard Mrs Kellaway arrived clutching a funeral urn and carrying life insurance documents worth £1.7m, which it is believed she intended to cash in.

Mark Hunsworth, prosecuting, said: "She claimed her husband had died two days earlier and the urn contained his ashes."

In fact, Stephen Kellaway - possibly inspired by the story of 'Canoe Man' John Darwin - had bribed a mortuary working in Moscow to plant his passport on the body of a dead tramp and issue a fake death certificate in his name.
This blioke has read way too many murder mysteries, I'm thinking.
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/benefits-ch...222517966.html

ZenGum 03-11-2012 06:42 AM

He's going to have time to read a whole lot more, too, I reckon.

DanaC 03-11-2012 06:45 AM

What a silly man.

sexobon 03-11-2012 06:51 AM

The court should order his wife to reenact Lady Godiva's ride as restitution to the taxpayers.


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