And I can't believe i SHAVED for this! And not just my ass!!!

I am very mad that this thread has moved away from the fire discussion. I worked very hard to type all that information out. I even had to down load the google earth version 6 to look at the active fires. You hooligans have change the conversation all over again, and I am very very sad that you do not care that my state is on fire! This monster guy even went as far as to make fun of my state for being on fire. I bet he has never even been to Texas. Well, if he ever does come here, I will not help him navigate around the fires.

very angry, very sad, and covered in 3rd degree burns
MTP

Laughing so hard at mtp that I'm going to get fired,

Infi

If you get fired then you will only deserve it for laughing at a poor 3rd degree burn victim.

I am really hurt that this thread moved on from the reason why I had to give myself an award.

I'm not being funny, but some of the people awarded had LESS posts than I have.
And are more stupid.
And don't have big tits.
I know I don't hit a "home run" (I think that has something to do with baseball) with every post, but surely over time I have accrued some attention, if only for persistence.

I currently have two Dwellars - TWO DWELLARS! - using my words in their sigs. It was three until recently. And then Brianna defected. Fucking bitch.

I know I am a foreigner here. And yes, I am shortsighted. AND I am on anti-depressants, so go on haters, hate away. I'm just disappointed that so many of you have jumped on the hate-depressive-bandwagon. You make me sick. I'm seriously thinking about leaving.

I'm particularly diasappointed with Monnie, who is usually so very supportive.
Excuse me if I lock myself in my room for a while.

I am very disappointed that no one in this entire thread mentioned me at all. Where is MY attention? I think I deserve some attention too.


Sadly lacking attention,

Stormie

:mad2:
 

No eggs dye Chocolate, cadbury eggs or jelly beans for any of you! This thread is about my Cows and Chihuahuas!!!! :mad2:

Now please listen to my acting:mad2: audition, I need an agent

Love Tallulah

PS No wire hangers EVAH!

I will not be celebrating Zombie Jesus Day this year. I will spend it alone locked in my room, not even worried about the world being over run with Zombies and my Zombie costume will just go unworn. I will not send any of you my severed finger or mashed brains. I know now that there is no such thing as Zombies so there is no Zombie Jesus!

Losing my religion,
MTP

Wow! And now I see the imitations about me starting to be posted. People even signing their names at the bottom of their post; along with a short blurb about their emotional state.

You know what they say about imitation, do you not??? I am flattered.

WINNING,
Pam

I am very mad at Sundae Girl. He called Brianna a bitch, and he is NOT a bitch. I'm going to tell Mr Undertoad about this behavior.

Very mad,

Mad

:mad:

Its not imitation, its satirizing.

Explaining,
MTP

I am flattened, too. I was trying to find my way through NY (no one would help me) and a big truck carrying bagels ran me right over!

:rotflol:

Hi Stormie! I see that you are from Floriduh. Do you grow oranges?

Inquisitive,

Infi

Christ! Like I give the damned about your finger!
I don't understand Infi. Please tell me because I'd like to understand. I think you might be making fun of me, but because I don't know any American women that I like, I'm not sure.

Of course if you do mean to be mean, all I can suggest is that you speak to Mr Flint. He will probably advise you to buttfuck yourself in the mouth.

Also, please stop in your attempts to parody me. I have copy-rited this.

Buttsecks,
Sundae