I am so impressed how your IQ seems to rise on certain occasions and then sink just above moron to annoy at other times. The use of a semi colon in this post is quite impressive. :eyebrow:

Her command of the English language wavers too. ;)

Like jim, I cannot wait to find out who is playing the part of "pam."

I do not grow oranges. I eat them though. I love orange ice cream.

Thank you for the attention.

Satisfied,

Stormie

i lolled

Dear Stormie,

Oranges are not the only fruit

sincerely
lebanese lola

Here is where the Texas is:

There is not 'part' to play, it is only me. I received much negative posts about my English langage skills. So, when my assistent is here, she will read my post before I send it on board. This way it is proper. However, she can not always be here with me.

Hope that clear things up.

Thank you for your understanding,
Pam.

For hearing....deafness. The assistant umm...


....nevermind.

Her assistent helps her hear things.
Oops, Stormie got there first. But with the wrong spelling.

Ass is tent?

(Sormie...hehehheeee)

Pam is very poor and all alone - but she has an assistant. And wine or vodka and happy pills. And the interwebz.

See? Pam is not as dumb as you think!

She may get very angry and wish to speak with Mr. Undertoad, but she is poor and alone and deaf so, please, cry for Pam.

Cry.

Ya got me IM. Now corrected. Ridiculous.
(I mean me)

Bri I am actually really impressed that poor foreign deaf girls can come to the US, be unemployed, have personal assistents and the interwebs and locks on their doors and alcofrolics and everything.

Please clear our your spare room, I expect to arrive next week.

Oh, shoot - forgot I have a job I adore now.
Okay, expect me first week in August.
But I expect all of the above AND that we meet Monster & IM and go to that big theme park somewhere in Ohio.
That can't be too much to ask. Monnie can even bring Pam.

Yours jaw droppingly
Sundae
xxx

:: cries and cries ::

There's your problem. The copy-rite requires two goats. You probably cheaped it out and tried to substitute pigeons.

Best Witches,

WOLF

You can come too, jim.

We'll all ride the Vortex with our assistenators.