lmao! yeah, i do don't i? dang it!

We had the big customer service meeting. Someone who didn't attend asked what the essential message was.

I said, "She said, 'Be excellent to each other.'"

The 26 year old blinked blankly. (she mostly blinks blankly, she's not really swift, but she is very thin and young so that gets her through most situtations).

My partner, who is approaching fifty with me, looked at me and said, "You summarized an hour long meeting by quoting Bill and Ted?"

I finished the conversation by strumming my air guitar.

Nothing more needed to be said.

I couldn't do what you do, but gawd you'd be a hoot to work with!

Sounds like a tale right out of the Zen koan book.

Perfect!

Phone Call

"you know, my shrink knew this nurse who worked at Lankenau and was there the night that Jerry Penacoli came in and said it was absolutely true."

I just spoke with a federal marshall.

He was looking for a patient that I don't have.

Someone that I don't have sent a letter to a federal judge.

It had teeth in it.

Were they trying to get him his quarters?

At first I thought you were being metaphorical. But then I realized no, you probably meant literal teeth.

That's gotta be breaking some post office laws, right? Medical specimen transport or something?

Better get the gumshoes on it. Get it? Gum? Teeth? Yeah, I got nuttin'.

That is too funny. If you were closer and it weren't illegal, I bet we could compare notes and find that a few of the folks I encounter you've dealt with extensively!

You don't even have to lick stamps anymore, let alone bite them.

perhaps the judge is a fairy?

That explains why they wanted to bring him quarters.

oh, I was thinking quarters as in digs. duh.

And bloody gauze, actually.