My spidey sense tells me there is humor afoot. I don't get it.

OK. Here's the really embarrassing part:

What was greenspan charged with?

For extra credit you can tell me what I was doing that obscured that knowledge.

Honestly? She looks like a drag queen to me. At the very least she's creeeepy...

The perfect match for this studmuffin:

You know, making Mexico the 51st state would solve a lot of problems.

Causing a whole flock of others, of course. But still.

Wasn't that the point of NAFTA? And Canadia was #52.

And Canadia was #52.

You're not good enough for us. Sorry.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...df49cdc653.gif

Heh! Brilliant.

Haha, I believe that perfectly fills the criteria of being "WTF?"

Hmmm - great idea??

Muahahaha

Oh, yeah...sure..."Hang from the stall wall".

Like the rednecks won't be hangin' the kid off of the pickup bed while they're fishing and drinkin' beer.

And $60?! Shit, I got me a roll o' duck tape right heah!

I'd pay $100 for one that would fit my 8 year old. Wait, the duck tape can be used on the mouth, too. I'm with you - duck tape it is!

Silence is golden but
Duct tape is silver

You know how they tell you not to hang your purse off the door hook because someone can easily steal it while you're "occupied?" That advice seems to apply to the offspring too.