Phone makes me sound more coherent than I really am

Also drunk.

Carry on.

Fuck yeah~

Almost made it on the almost first try.


1 -- hi xoxoxoBruce. Please. don't hate me.

2 -- Robert Cray *might not* be my friend tonight.

3 -- fuuuuuuck.

4 -- I really, really really want to to finish the bathroom floor tonight.


5 -- jeebus. maybe powertools are a bad idea at this point. there's no spellchecker on OFUCKTHATJESUSGETMEATOWEL.

6 -- remember that scene in Evan Almighty "Lord, send me a sign! and the truck of SIGNS pulls in front of him...yeah. that's me warming the driver's seat at this point.

Fuckit.

Moving from computer to bathroom.


I'm gonna finish the work tonight.

Toilet reinstallation TOMORROW.

Why would I hate you, did you circulate those naked pictures you took of me?