Originally Posted by Sundae Girl (Post 725932)

Ya got me IM. Now corrected. Ridiculous.
(I mean me)

Bri I am actually really impressed that poor foreign deaf girls can come to the US, be unemployed, have personal assistents and the interwebs and locks on their doors and alcofrolics and everything.

Please clear our your spare room, I expect to arrive next week.

Oh, shoot - forgot I have a job I adore now.
Okay, expect me first week in August.
But I expect all of the above AND that we meet Monster & IM and go to that big theme park somewhere in Ohio.
That can't be too much to ask. Monnie can even bring Pam.

Yours jaw droppingly
Sundae
xxx

Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 725935)

We'll all ride the Vortex with our assistenators.

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl (Post 725932)

...poor foreign deaf girls can come to the US, be unemployed, have personal assistents and the interwebs and locks on their doors and alcofrolics and everything.

Originally Posted by Brianna (Post 725943)

Oh, didn't you know?

That's part of our Mission Statement. Goes like this:

"We, the People, in order to form a more perfect union, are recruiting the unemployed deaf to come to the U.S. We provide room, board, computer, net, personal assistant, vodka and/or wine, "happy pills," personal hygeine products (hope Aveda is ok?) and abusive ex (gives you something to rant about). Also - please feel free to critique American women, our national roads and bridges system AND our utter lack of empathy. Remember! You must be deaf! But not completely deaf. Near-deaf is ok, too.

Originally Posted by monster (Post 725945)

parents

Originally Posted by monster (Post 725945)

parents

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl (Post 725948)

Bet she smokes too [/marichiko]

Originally Posted by pensive pam (Post 725946)

go ahead, make fun of the 'deaf girl' as you call me...