Do you think that's beer in there, or melted cheese? MMmmm either way.

..bacon fat.

I knew Bieber was a meathead, but...
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SonofV: "Bacon is dead to me now."

:lol2:

That meatloaf impregnated a friend of mine.

SonofV is mighty funny. Is he old enough to become a dwellar yet?

Dayum, I didn't mean to start all that.

:lol2:

Funny!

Dammit! GM beat me to it.

I was gonna see if this might bring SonofV back to the bacony fold...

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At least mine's cooked.

I hope he's wearing a shower cap under that.

'cause, he is going to eat it, isn't he?

No shower cap, but the link I provided shows the construction steps.

Bacon is put on aluminium foil.

So it protects you from the government brain-reading satellites as well? Bacon is AWESOME!

This may be a repost, but, damned if I'm lookin through 53 pages of bacon to find out...

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How bacon cheeseburgers are made:

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My god...its pignography.

Gotta admire the chutzpah of the lil fella.

It's not fair, mounting a cow with no legs. :(

Looooooooooooove
Soft as an eeeeeeeeee-zzzzzzzzeeeeee chairrrrrrr...........

Is that what is known as "porking"?

You're right. They can't push back.

"something in the waaay she moooooves"

O. M. G!

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Yeah ... she's already ground beef!

Thanks folks, I'll be here all week. You should probably try the chicken.

She's a drag. :right:

:D

Breakfast of champions!

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Oh no!!!

http://gawker.com/5876103/bacon-link...-ruins-morning

:(

Shit.

I've increased my risk of pancreatic cancer by 5,952,608%.

I AM pancreatic cancer, I'm made out of cancer!!!!

So Steve Jobs was a bacon adorator too?

No, he was a vegetarian. Patrick Swayze probably liked bacon though.

I've got a pretty good diet otherwise. But I do eat a ham sandwich pretty much every day for lunch. Maybe I should switch to turkey.:sniff:

In his butt.;)

Ok, so the word "processed" is used there, repeatedly. Does that mean the chemicals used to "process" it are involved? Ie; nitrites? Or all meat, period? What is the difference between processed and unprocessed other than the chemicals?

Because I don't eat anything with nitrites in it. BUT, you can still buy bacon (yummy) which is unprocessed, no nitrites. So am I killing my chances of avoiding pancreatic cancer??? :eek:

And die anyway.

Really?

Cupcakes for breakfast? Bacon cupcakes? Damn skippy.

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Oh noe - Bacon and egg cupcakes ... I bet theres a lil toast in the bottom there too.
mmmm

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I don't know if you have Jack-in-the-Box eateries in your area,
but they are in the Pacific Northwest, and have the dumbest ads...
Here is their current campaign: " Marry Bacon"

My G-daughter saw this on TV and said: "That's just wrong"

:lol2:

Like, so long as it is a male human and a female burger, okay? We must defend the sanctity of marriage!

What about two sausage mcmuffins?

Bacon Woses
Bacon Woses
Oh how sweet those woses seem to me
But they'we
Only imitation
Like your imitation love for me.


Mawie Osmond

holy shit, i think i might come back now :D

Or vise versa?

been a while... where is your bacon picture, and we'll talk about your return...

:)

Hot dogs are male; burgers are female.

Alpha! Maaaaate!

Ger.
Ruh.
IM.

can it be time for bacon time?
 

:bacon:

http://i.imgur.com/iEBAc.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/0oEBg.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/uDm5I.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/kAG1s.png

http://i.imgur.com/pw1mL.jpg [NSFW image link -glatt]

http://i.imgur.com/Eqrbd.jpg

I'd eat that plate it's on 1st!

Takes after his old man

Around here the only girl burgers are made from cows that don't produce milk or won't breed.

Damn lesbians.

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Yeah, yeah, I know.


Say, Alpha, how have things been? Did you have any troubles with the floods over the last year or so?

i never got too smashed by the flooding, maybe a few wet socks is all.. but then i mostly hide from weather of all types. how about you?

just to be safe

bacon

Weather has been quite tame over here for the last few years.

ETA

baconbaconbaconbacon

Everything's covered, (even his nerples) but...Mods can delete as necessary.

Mmm...Bacon.

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I'll bet the first caption of this pic, whenever it first got posted, was..."Who wants to eat my meat!!??"

Elspode! Long time no see for you, too.

Stuff milkshakes, it's BACON that brings all the boys to the yard.