I can go days without food, if only my wife was a lousy cook.

Damn, you linked to a UK website - I should have linked to ours! (but I wasn't trying to promote our website so it's probably best not to muddy the waters).

Thing is, they're not British - they're Belgian. Just seems odd with the exchange rate the way it is that Americans are buying them from the UK. I suppose I should be pleased, but as it doesn't directly affect my wages I'm just a little puzzled instead.

I do know we're doing a roaring trade in inner tubes for Bugaboo pushchairs (we're out of stock again so it's not an advert) Honestly, if anyone can get hold of 12 1/2" x 2 1/4" inner tubes (with an angle valve) it's worth looking into. We sell them for £9.99 + £3.95 shipping to the US - I'm sure it can be done cheaper from there.

my grammar school has me listed as a "lost" alumni. There were 14 students in my graduating class in 6th grade (1968), and they don't have anyone listed.

I'm tempted to register with them, but then again . . . I'll be forever receiving solicitation for money if I do. :(

That's why I haven't joined the alumnae assoc. of my high school. I'd be deluged with donation requests, and there are so many other, richer, graduates than me.

I'm tired of brown. Brown, brown, brown. That's all that's in the stores in clothes and home dec.

Bring navy blue back!

Finding decent navy blue dress shoes? Almost impossible!

one word: Zappos. Zappos is amazing. Great selection, FREE shipping, easy returns, and supernatural speed! I ordered shoes on Tuesday; got them on Wednesday. One of the best retail online sites ever.

www.zappos.com

Schraeder valve stems or Presta? How many do you want? Where do you want them shipped to? PM for details.

I bought my granddaughter Pooper Scooper Barbie for her birthday and the girls haven't stopped playing with her.

Pooper Scooper Barbie--I'm completely serious! She comes with a dog, and there are little brown bits that you put in the bowl for food, then somehow, you push on the dog's tail and then--poop!

Barbie with Tanner the Dog

i was gonna get divorcee barbie for ripley. fucking thing costs $500 though!

yeah....apparently, it comes with half of ken's shit.

har har.

Reminds me of the pooping moose candy dispenser. Lift the tail and voila! Candy poop.

There's one in the office here. It is an effective deterrent to my candy consumption.

What would Cellar Barbie be like, I wonder?

What would The Cellar be like if everybody was actually nice?

So . . . my ex-husband calls me up today for advice on how to divorce his present wife.

Just think that's funny!

It would cease to exist...period. :)