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footfootfoot 03-23-2011 08:53 PM
Just on the off chance that I might someday have demons in my basement,what would you recommend?

wolf 03-23-2011 08:58 PM
Exorcism, but don't let just anybody do it. You don't just evict the demon ... you have to entice a good/balanced spirit into taking up residence.

I've done a couple of these.

toranokaze 03-23-2011 09:47 PM
That cop just needs some salt and that will take care of most of it. That is why I have salt in my car at all times.(I'm not even kidding about the last part)

HungLikeJesus 03-23-2011 10:12 PM
Can you provide a recipe?

ZenGum 03-23-2011 10:48 PM
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Originally Posted by wolf (Post 718239)
Exorcism, but don't let just anybody do it. You don't just evict the demon ... you have to entice a good/balanced spirit into taking up residence.

I've done a couple of these.

This from the person who has to decide if other people are nutso. Hmmmm.

I think Wolf should have been sent out to Demon-Woman's house.
If Demon-Woman is crazy, Wolf can admit her.
If there are demons in the basement, Wolf can exorcise them.
If there is something other than Demons in the basement, Wolf could shoot them.
Unless it is bugs.

Apart from the bugs, this is the complete set of end-of-the-world skillz.

plthijinx 03-23-2011 11:02 PM
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Originally Posted by wolf (Post 715800)
Sorry not to have responded to this sooner ... often people with real suicidal intent don't "look" suicidal. They are calm, they are even sometimes happy. They have what they see as the solution to all of their problems. I have worked with a lot of genuinely suicidal people and a bunch more who know that they have to say the right things to get hospitalized, including the crack-a-cidal, the heroin-a-cidal, the jail-a-cidal, and the homless-sidal. We usually don't hear from the ones who complete suicide.
no problem. i did see your post the other night but was too tired to answer and thank you. i guess i was looking for a specific reason to mike committing suicide. the mind is a world of intrigue and webs of things. am i making sense? anyway, thanks for your input. much appreciated!

plthijinx 03-23-2011 11:03 PM
oh and love the dispatch!

infinite monkey 03-24-2011 08:24 AM
I have bats in my belfrey.

wolf needs to write a book, for sure.

sexobon 03-24-2011 08:57 AM
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Are you sure they're bats?

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infinite monkey 03-24-2011 09:24 AM
That does go along with the whole monkey motif.

I'll have wolf check once I've committed to being committed.

wolf 03-24-2011 10:00 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 718275)
This from the person who has to decide if other people are nutso. Hmmmm.

I think Wolf should have been sent out to Demon-Woman's house.
If Demon-Woman is crazy, Wolf can admit her.
If there are demons in the basement, Wolf can exorcise them.
If there is something other than Demons in the basement, Wolf could shoot them.
Unless it is bugs.

Apart from the bugs, this is the complete set of end-of-the-world skillz.
I am multi-talented.

toranokaze 03-26-2011 12:35 AM
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Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus (Post 718254)
Can you provide a recipe?
Just draw a line with the salt

TheMercenary 03-28-2011 10:53 AM
I think it has to be a circle of salt.

wolf 03-28-2011 11:09 AM
Circle for rituals, line (on the doorsills and windowsills) to keep the demons from walking into your house.

TheMercenary 03-28-2011 09:27 PM
Hell, just fire up some good ole Vodoo......


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