A new breed of shark found.

Good!! I would hate to think I was missing out on something naughty is all :)

Fargon - thats one angry looking penis.

That my precious is a rare Penishark.

I could wrap my "Jaws" around it. ;-)

<giggle>

MMMMMMMM. doughnuts!

No, it's a porpoenis.

What ever you call it, if it gets to close your fucked.

Clit piercing. Uh nsfw, of course.
http://www.youporn.com/watch/13558?user_choice=Enter

Man, I'm not even female and I still winced when they punched through.

BTW, do women have any empathy when they see a guy take a hit to the balls?

No

Okay, is that the *clit* that is pierced on her, or the clitoral hood? Ladies? I mean, I'm no gynecologist, but the thing I usually like to play with my tongue and suck on is located beneath the part that that girl got pierced.

what horrible audio quality. i couldn't understand a friggin thing they said.

One word: Mercat

It appears she got the hood pierced. We appreciate your attention to detail when it comes to anatomy Els. ;)

Yeah, I usually feel really bad about it right after I kick him. But it passes. ;)


disclaimer: Shawnee does not condone domestic violence and does not want you to try this at home. :p

Picky, picky, picky, that's what they called it where I found the link.

Of course you're right, as usual.

Speaking of beef jerky, now THIS is talent...

Why did I think there would be anything but gross in that link?

That is going to haunt me. Forever.

I wouldn't exactly call it talent, but it's certainly an unusual ability.

Arrggg! Why must curiosity haunt me so! And after Smurf's comment, I might never eat a piece of beef jerky again.

Wow, tying things in knots is more disturbing to you guys than watching it get pierced? I still haven't been able to watch the piercing video all the way through...

Hey, I really appreciated the link...in the same way I appreciate videos of horrifying motorcycle crashes. Reminds of things never to do or allow anyone else to have done. ow.

True, kind of like listening to them describe Reagan's dick reaming.

Is that a Windsor knot?;)

Four-in-hand, wasn't it?

I won't be happy till I see somebody's ass posted here.

Sweet Mother of God
 

This is what greeted me this morning. I really regret not taking the photo until after the kid had been removed and tossed in the shower (pajamas and all,) but I was going on maternal and not voyeuristic instincts at that moment. I'm sure you can imagine what he looked like.

OMG!!!!!!
I can't breathe just looking at that.

Oh the humanity!

Every non-parent is now retching. (Except possibly those who work in health care-type jobs.)

Every parent is thinking either, "been there, done that" or "yeah, my kid's done worse." You have our sympathy!!

Did the poor wee bugger explode? :D

Hey Clod, how is Mini doing? OK I hope!!

Oh yeah, better now. His digestive issues are mostly cleared up and the diaper rash is healing. The Crib From Hell was at least partially my fault: I know he's a big fan of taking off his diaper, but I was trying to let a little more airflow in by putting him to bed without pajama pants...

wow... that looks familiar. my daughter caught to rotovirus when she was 9 months old - every 15 minutes, if it wasn't diarrhea, it was vomit. and it all had the same funny smell. i'll never forget that smell. i thought i had, until you posted that picture. thanks a lot. :greenface

My son had a blow-out when he was very young. I real blow-out, he had a cold... he really blew it up.
I thought I was on hidden camera for a sec.
It was all over the bumpers and the side was all shreaded... I am NOT making this up.
It looked kinda like that but with a splash pattern and multi-colored.
I was traumatized by it for a long time, and I used to work with human shit (our ranch had a fertilizer plant attached to it... yes, it was nasty, we had to dry it, mix it with phosphates and chicken shit... great job, NOT!
Which was still not as nasty as cleaning out old stills at the distillary... the most nasty job EVER!)

hey, I just saw the piercing video! That is a HCH -- a horizontal hood piercing, just like mine (although my jewelry is much, much bigger and mine actually does impact the clit itself). Guy did a good job; measured carefully, was quick and deft.

Remember, it only hurts for a second--like getting a shot.

When you say impact, Cloud, you mean rub, as in for pleasure when not even trying, right? How long have you had yours? Doesn't it rub you raw when you walk a lot? I'm just thinking that this wouldn't be a good idea for say, a runner ;) I suppose you would get used to it, but then, is that due to a lack of sensitivity over time?:confused:

no, I meant pierced through. I was pierced with such a large gauge that the piercer--intentionally or not, I've never figured out--also pierced my clit, which is rare. I walk a lot. It does not rub or irritate, nor have I lost sensitivity.

Some women are more sensitive than others. My bits are not that sensitive--I've never had a spontaneous orgasm from my piercing or anything. You do get used to it, and sometimes changing the jewelry can "refresh" the sensation. :)

And us parents are having flashbacks.

Clits proper should never be pierced. Only the hoods. Either vertical (best IMHO) or horizontal.

Tell Cloud that.

When did you have your clitoral hood pierced, Merc? Did it hurt? How did you decide that vertical was best? Did you try it the other way first?

Not me silly, the clit owner in my life.

I was ribbing you...

Ribbed, for our pleasure.

:D

twue wuvv

Naw, that would be a BIG waste on me.

I thought I saw .... "rubbing you" :3_eyes:

No fair changing quotes...

or anybody!

PS - there are no other kind of Pagans save for weirdos.

Oh yes, I remember vividly the first one that was contained entirely by the all-in-one body suit -until it erupted out of the back of the neck hole and into the hair :eek:

Okay, monster, you have effectively ended the inquisition on whether or not my husband and I should have another child. Yikes!

I remember an old National Lampoon fake ad. It was for Huggies Diaper Suits. Change them once a week.

The image was a baby in a black plastic trash bag with arm and leg holes.

is the plural of penis "penii" ?,

penises

a good time

was all had by