A woman who will wear one purple shoe and one black shoe is insane. The furniture is the least of her problems.

What's really insane is she has another pair just like them!

:drummer:

T,IHAW. Try the tenderloin.

welp. It's too tall to be an end table, and it doesn't match any of the other furniture in view. In fact, not 1 piece of any of the furniture matches any of the others so that's no help, but I still say it's furniture. Some kind of display case or curio would be my best guess.
Wait a minute, what hat?

This hat...

thisIsNotAhat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdNW...l=VinylForever

She ain't wearing one of those, either.:jig:

What do you suppose this is?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v8...16/pic2890.jpg

2-1/4" long

Some sort of cutter. I'm going to go with a citrus peel remover.

An aid to help a child learn the proper grip on something, like a musical instrument.

Volume-measuring device?

Not a cutter.

Not a grip helper.

Doesn't measure anything.

:)

Some kind of grout and/or caulk tool. Or tile gapper.

Or a sliding window lock.

You've moved incrementally closer (don't get bogged down in the trees; look at the forest).

It's some sort of edge trimmer.