Uh-oh, he's off the bike, he's crashed, wait, he's off the bike, but, he hasn't crashed, no, wait, there's the wall, he's hit the, no, wait, he's missed the wall, he's going over, no, he's still off the bike, but, he still hasn't crashed...He's across the finish line. On his knees.

I woulda put the (short, less than 60 secs) vid here, but, it's restricted to the YouTube site.

Article @ YahooAutos

Re: Soccer

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re biker

omfg.

:notworthy

Jimmy 'Superfly' Snuka arrested, charged in 1983 death of girlfriend

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Hey!

I have those sandals!

http://cellar.org/2015/autopsy.jpg

A stationary object? WTF?

paperweight? letter opener?


yes, I know I'm mispeling it. on porpoise

Instead of object hitting head, it was head hitting object

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh good catch.

Unless it's your head.

Ow, my bank account!!!!

Or:

How To Turn Your Ferrari Into Confetti:

It starts by saying "Viewer Discretion Advised", the only carnage is to that poor Ferrari, there's nothing graphic here, unless you really like Ferraris. It don't even catch fire.;)

"So there I was, careening around the track at a screaming 175 mph, balls out coming around turn 4, when all of a sudden--":



He's fine, btw.

Dude went fishing, and caught a Holstein:

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...or, Dude went catfishing, and caught a cowfish.

Wow, look at the udder on that baby. ;)

OW!!!!! Right in the baby makers!!!

Sunshine Tour golfer struck in the groin by ball ricocheting off a tree

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Video goodness at the link.