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xoxoxoBruce 11-18-2007 12:27 PM

What good is a politician that doesn't know, hasn't seen, hasn't experienced, what the people have? Go ahead and click it... it's your duty to the masses.

DanaC 11-18-2007 12:31 PM

Thanks....I'll pass.

TheMercenary 11-19-2007 10:37 PM

So would some of you ladies please post a hot pic of your nakedness to serve our fix. I want Ali to post. Thanks.

Drax 11-19-2007 10:43 PM

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Here's a whole lotta lady ferya', yer Mercness:

LJ 11-19-2007 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drax (Post 408845)
Here's a whole lotta lady ferya', yer Mercness:

http://www.popularpages.net/pics/bbw-pics_4_2263_si.jpg

http://web.mit.edu/mokang/Public/fail.jpg

or

http://strix.org.uk/downloads/files/...z-you-fail.jpg

RellikLaerec 11-19-2007 11:25 PM

lol perfect LJ! Perfect!

Drax 11-19-2007 11:26 PM

http://www.uranther.com/funnypics/stfu_noob.jpg

LJ 11-19-2007 11:28 PM

now THAT's funny, drax!

I lol'ed

srsly

Ibby 11-20-2007 05:06 AM

keep in mind that for drax to post that...
he had to go to that page
at LEAST twice
and save the image
onto his hard drive
and then upload it...

TheMercenary 11-20-2007 06:52 AM

Drax, Uggggg.... not my type. Ok for someone though. Everybody needs it sometime.

xoxoxoBruce 12-07-2007 10:33 PM

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The nose knows.

LJ 12-07-2007 10:44 PM

that idea has to have been ripped off of a pinnochio doll somewhere

TheMercenary 12-08-2007 12:37 PM

LJ that is nasty.

Sheldonrs 12-08-2007 12:52 PM

Bet I could make him cum more than once a year.

SteveDallas 12-08-2007 03:54 PM

Not to mention putting him in the chimney.

classicman 12-10-2007 08:15 PM

GRANDPA'S FISH
 
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Grandpa's fish

Must be the worm he used!!!!

1. Rented boat = $75.00

2. Bait = $ 10.00

3. Camera film = $22.50

4. Showing the world that BIG fish and having it posted on the Internet... Is Priceless!

(HELP - IT WONT LET ME UPLOAD THE IMAGE :( (It says its in the Humor thread, but I deleted the post there to put it here.)

Shawnee123 12-11-2007 09:25 AM

redux:

Grandpa's got a brand new bag!

ZenGum 12-11-2007 09:35 AM

I think he needs a new rod, too.

Toss it back, it's undersized.

You're over your bag limit.

Shawnee123 12-11-2007 10:43 AM

Gramps has been using his Swedish Penis Enlarger.

ZenGum 12-11-2007 11:02 AM

I've been whiting for your next comment.

Did he do this on porpoise? Do you reckon he is trying to catch crabs?

classicman 12-11-2007 03:36 PM

Thank you Bruce

elSicomoro 12-11-2007 11:58 PM

I strongly suggest being by yourself at home when you click on this.

classicman 12-12-2007 12:02 AM

:shock: DO NOT CLICK ON THAT - :shock:
:vomitblu: :repuke:

elSicomoro 12-12-2007 12:04 AM

Bahahahahaha!

classicman 12-12-2007 12:08 AM

I'm still trying to get THAT taste outta my mouth
and :shock:image outta my mind - ugghhh phew!

ZenGum 12-12-2007 07:34 AM

C'mon Shawnee, you're sinkering. I cast you a line like this:

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 415350)

Did he do this on porpoise?

And you failed to answer "No, just for the halibut."

:headshake

Back to school for you. Some manta-man instruction (which only costs sixquid extra) should fine-tuna your skills.

We should be having a whale of a time with this one. Yet again, a friend of minnows me an apology.

Shawnee123 12-12-2007 08:51 AM

Sorry, I was away on a trip...downtown Atlantis. It gave me such a haddock. But you're always carping on me to goby punny. If UT finds out, eel snapper head off. Have you no sole? Whale, I am fin-ished with you...don't let the dorie hit you on the way out.

beauregaardhooligan 12-12-2007 09:57 AM

ZenGum thought Shawnee was going to flounder on that, but she skated.

ZenGum 12-12-2007 09:58 AM

:D For Cod's sake! That's better! ... you're a doll- fin ished yet?
I sea you, but my herring is getting faint. Can you sei that again? Maybe I should see a Dr.pus. I conger anytime I want.
Yes, I WAS trolling! I am demanding, it is true, and sometimes I will axalotl you, but it goes both ways. You know, some on this side and salmon the other. The trout will set you free.

Shawnee123 12-12-2007 10:00 AM

Quote:

ZenGum thought Shawnee was going to flounder on that, but she skated.
Yes, on a grand scale. I kicked his bass. He hasn't responded, must be hard of herring.

ZenGum 12-12-2007 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 415661)
Yes, on a grand scale. I kicked his bass. He hasn't responded, must be hard of herring.

Missed the boat there, mate. ;)

beauregaardhooligan 12-12-2007 10:02 AM

ZenGum, did that stick in your craw, dad?

Shawnee123 12-12-2007 10:02 AM

Zen, you're a ray of sunshine, perched over there, all proud and puffered up. With friends like you, who needs anemones?

ZenGum 12-12-2007 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beauregaardhooligan (Post 415663)
ZenGum did that stick in your craw, dad?

I think I'm on a net gain here. This'll tide me over.

ZenGum 12-12-2007 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 415664)
Zen, you're a ray of sunshine, perched over there, all proud and puffered up. With friends like you, who needs anemones?

:lol:
Nice.
Clearly, I need kelp.

Shawnee123 12-12-2007 10:07 AM

Al-gae!

toranokaze 01-03-2008 01:30 PM

HTML Code:

<img src="http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii266/gorrillaart1/deadbaby.jpg">
I got board and made this, and I posted it over on gaia

toranokaze 01-03-2008 01:33 PM

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/i...1/deadbaby.jpg
there we go

DucksNuts 01-07-2008 05:12 AM

I hate you syc, you syc syc man!!

xoxoxoBruce 01-13-2008 12:49 PM

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Caught.

classicman 01-13-2008 01:13 PM

Holy crap - LOL - I'd love to hear THAT explanation.

binky 01-13-2008 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sycamore (Post 415592)
I strongly suggest being by yourself at home when you click on this.

next time I need to fast for blood glucose test, I'll look at that and won't be hungry:greenface

Clodfobble 01-21-2008 05:27 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsEUadRiGh8

I would embed it properly, but the stupid preview image ruins the video.

xoxoxoBruce 01-22-2008 11:08 AM

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Whoa!

LabRat 01-22-2008 12:05 PM

Coincidence? :eyebrow:

xoxoxoBruce 01-22-2008 11:15 PM

Yes. :angel:

lumberjim 01-22-2008 11:54 PM

those people won't shit right for a week

LabRat 01-23-2008 09:27 AM

I am completely and totally sick of thinking and or talking about fiber, pain, assholes, defication, what have you. Personally I think this is Red's retribution for looking at then telling me to look at 2girls1cup. No. I won't link it. I don't want to be held responsible. :headshake

RellikLaerec 01-23-2008 09:48 AM

Don't worry. It's "clean"!
 
For those who haven't see the 2 girls one cup. I offer this PG rated version 2 Girls 1 Cup... of Coffee!

And if you were wonder what the moments before the shoot!

Pretty funny stuff but still clean enough to get the point across! :lol:

lookout123 01-23-2008 01:01 PM

labrat i hold you personally responsible for that website. you sprang it on us in chat some time ago, and it has haunted me ever since. it is one of those things that will have you scrambling to the back button as fast as humanly possible while holding your head in the trash can.

SteveDallas 01-23-2008 02:29 PM

You didn't have to go... she warned you! So did I, if I recall.

lookout123 01-23-2008 02:48 PM

but, but... you can't provide a link and expect people NOT to follow it. fortunately i had already clicked out of it by the time .00002837 seconds of that poison had infected my soul.

kerosene 01-23-2008 04:30 PM

I think we can blame lag, somehow for what happened that day. I was fortunately not a victim, but I could have been!

richlevy 01-31-2008 10:25 PM

Just in case you want to play King Arthur.

zippyt 02-01-2008 07:38 PM

Anal Bleaching ???

busterb 02-01-2008 08:51 PM

Zip. I'm starting to wonder about "YA" :bolt:

zippyt 02-01-2008 08:53 PM

its like a train wreck Buster ,
some times ya just CAN'T look away !!!

SteveDallas 02-01-2008 09:24 PM

Thanks, I had read about this, but I hadn't seen a video. Now my life is complete.

ZenGum 02-01-2008 10:05 PM

This just popped up on http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2...02/2152803.htm :
Quote:

Bleach enemas put tourists in hospital

Russians visiting a health resort received a rude shock when a nurse used hydrogen peroxide instead of water to give them enemas.

Itar-Tass news agency reported that 17 tourists in the Caucasus spa town of Yessentuki had to be treated in hospital after the mix-up.

Sources at the sanatorium said the mistake was explained by water and hydrogen peroxide looking the same.

Hydrogen peroxide, which can be used to bleach hair, is used as a disinfectant but should not be ingested.

-Reuters

:shock:

Sheldonrs 02-02-2008 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zippyt (Post 429241)

I'm starting to see you in a HOLE new light. hahahaha


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