Fined £60 & 3 points for blowing his nose
 

No wonder they had to take everybody's guns away.:rolleyes:

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Jersey City woman says boyfriend beat her with a cat
Not sure what other kind of cat there is, but still...


From here

***-o'-nine-tails ?

Priceless: room to swing a cat in your flat

The mental image you just gave me caused an lol in my office.

They must be really desperate at the Vatican.

So desperate that they need aliens to molest.

The more tentacles, the better!

Good grief. :rolleyes:

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I suspect that 'vagabonds' is being used as a euphamism for 'hobos'.

Billboard spelling error creates embarrassment
 

SOUTH BEND — If you ever wondered how much difference just one letter can make when it comes to a message, ask the thousands of people who drove by a digital billboard near the intersection of Ironwood and State Road 23 between Thursday and Monday morning.

The ad urged people to go to the "southbendon.com" website for a look at the "15 best things about our pubic schools." That's right, the billboard said "pubic" instead of "public" schools. The letter "L" had been left out of the word public.

Lee MacMillan of South Bend said his wife spotted the error on Saturday while sitting in traffic.

"She got home and said, ‘I can't believe it said what I think it said,’" MacMillan recalls.

"So we were out driving around yesterday and sure enough, it had that typo in it. So we took a picture and the rest is history, as they say," MacMillan adds.

MacMillan posted the picture he took on Facebook. He also emailed it to his neighbor, South Bend School Superintendent Jim Kapsa.

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:eek:
http://www.southbendtribune.com/apps...W=290&MaxH=240

Pubic schools...
Sex Education...
Teachers and students having sex...
Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies!
Rivers and seas boiling!
Forty years of darkness!
Earthquakes, volcanoes...
The dead rising from the grave!
Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!

CG, that's only thirteen, at best. What are the remaining two?

(14) Cooking fetuses over a nice BBQ

And the last and best thing about our pubic schools is -

Standardized tests.

That's right.

Without standardized tests, how would we know who our friends are, and who to exclude from the "inner circle" of jocks, preps, and cheerleaders?

Standardized tests make life so much better.

They worked in the past.

Hitler, Stalin, Pol Pot...

Come on aboard for the big win.

(Went back and re-read that. I was headed to a real dark place in my head.)

I'm pretty sure that standardized tests play a negligable role in the makeup of cliques.

You're probably right.

That's right, we already know who the fellow travelers are as soon as we see what clothes they are wearing.

The standardized tests are only icing on the cake.;)

Woman Locked 5 Kids in Closet, 2 Died
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WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Minimum sentence:

Internment for life in the loony bin.

And, please, forget where you put the key.

Hahahaha...I read that as "internet for life in the looney bin" and was wondering where I could sign up.

But yeah, sad story.

We need specific tests before procreation: are you schizophrenic? No kids for you. Do you have any skills besides spreading your legs? No? No kids for you. Do you think locking kids in closets is an appropriate punishment? Yes? No kids for you.

yup - how bout the same she did to her kids ...

Wasn't it Einstein that would have never been born if we did that?

ETA - maybe it wasn't

Link to a few others though.

Nealy impossible to enforce unless you wish to live in a totalitarian society.

What we need is to enforce real punishment for this type of behavior.


This summer, in France, a man 'forgot' his baby in the backseat of his car for over 4 hours right under the sun.

Results : One dead baby (dehydration)
Sentence : 3 years in prison (suspended sentence)

And he is not the only one...

Now, you have people who are demanding that cars remind you that you have a young one back there.

Go buy a brain, you morons !

In most cases we don't punish anymore - we try to rehabilitate

No rehabilitation, because all these people hear is that they are non responsible.

What is needed is a strong deterrent.

I thought punishment had been proven not to be a deterrent.

Once, I heard a judge give his personnal opinion on the matter of punishment. His solution was quite radical:

1st infraction/crime/whatever : free
2nd time : you're dead

And yes, punishment is not a deterrent when you have psychologists trying to rehabilitate prisoners by telling them, it's not your fault, it's the society. And then try to free them before the did their time.

Love that Judge - we need more of them.

Nothing is anyone's fault. Didn't you get the memo?

I got that memo, I also got the one saying that when a guy is try to rob me I have to bend over and hand him the KY jelly...

All these ended up in the dumpster along with the last thief...

FTFY :neutral:

Gunmaster, we need you here in America!

I'm just trying to get on with my live as peacefully as possible.

When I say that the last thief ended up in the dumpster it's not a figure of style...

The last one tried to rob me of my phone outside a restaurant and ended up at the hospital with a broken nose due to the nice headbutt I served him.

Unfortunately for me, I had to run him down and the headbutting happened in front of policemen (I didn't see them). So I spend my night at the police station with policemen telling that I shouldn't do that, that I was dangerous, just because I recovered my property. They even told me that in the near future I may have problems because that guy would probably round up some friends to rough me up.

That's France for you.




Let the children come to me... They have a need to learn some lessons...

You really should be more considerate of thieves, GM. Apparently you were supposed to give him a gentle handshake and wish him well?

So it seems.

I gave him a shake (but no hand and no booty) and I washed him away ;)

Pink Cat
 

There's a picture of the woman and the cat here, no it's not Sundae. :haha:

here's another

http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/8839/44el.jpg

Some drunk dude is still trying to decide whether to tell his mates ...

Isn't it the correct color for pussy?

Penis amputee
 

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2910996/

Guys, be very careful or no more bedroom fun.

I'd kill myself.

I dare that he may qualify for a darwin award :

As for as I know, he didn't reproduce himself and taking double dose of a medication is stupidity.

Not as spectacular as using a lighter to check if your gas tank is empty, but effective nonetheless.

Oh yeah, agreed. Who the fuck doesn't read the warnings on the meds before they start popping them like mints? I mean, besides Keith Moon.

I think there may be a question of metal stability with this particular individual as well. That may have complicated the situation.

You mean like low iron?

:lol: great story. Oh, and well done...

Sad and weird.

Family Suing NYC After Teen’s Brain Found In ME’s Office


http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2010/10/...in-mes-office/

I'm not so much surprised at the fact that they had the brain as I am that the name was on the jar. Thats the WTF???

Is that a think tank during a brain storm ?

heh heh heh

Rep Larry Brown, NC, calls gays "queers" and "fruitloops."

:lol2:

What a dumbass. Shouldn't there be a requirement for public office: you MUST live in this century? And gee, he's a pasty fat old republican. Quelle surprise. :rolleyes:

No he needs not to represent anymore...
Thats it - Now you're ineligible for office.
Disrespecting all the fat dumbasses out there. What were you thinnin'?


ETA - (Why is this in the weird news? Seems all too common lately)

I didn't know where else to put it.

Yeah, it was tongue-in-cheek, but some people do live up to stereotype (how do you think they come about in the first place?)

I mean I live up to MY stereotype quite well! ;)

Is there a "sad news that's not really weird", like the "funny pictures that aren't really WTF"? Or maybe a "WTF is wrong with us that this isn't weird news?"

How about "News That Would Make You Puke Were It Not All Too Common"?

Ohhhh start THAT thread. I got a couple saved links all ready to go...
(no I really don't)

Ok, this is generally not safe for work in content, but there is no nudity or anything explicit, other than the subject.

I hope none of you played Lacrosse at Duke. This chick got around.

http://jezebel.com/5652114/college-g...-viral-gallery

I saw a piece on the Morning Show on Saturday about this: a small debate on whether it's OK to turn the tables and women bragging about sexual conquests.

I don't think it's OK. The story is she sent it to a few friends and VOILA, it went viral. Very bad judgment on her part. I mean, if she hadn't named names and posted pictures it wouldn't be as bad, but still not something I find funny or even clever.

She is supposedly very sorry it got out like it did, but no matter, it did. And women bragging about sexual conquests does not constitute the "equality" that some purport it does.

Very sad.

I noted on at least one pic that they did not blur the number on the side of one of the Lacrosse players helmets. I am sure no one will ever be able to figure out who that guy was. :rolleyes:

I am not so much against what she did with the exception of what you said about posting pics and personally identifiable information, that is where she screwed up big time.