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Shawnee123 03-07-2007 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Elspode (Post 320994)
I should have thought of this one before:

"His Master's Couch"


No, he's saying "This fucker is backwards."

Sundae 03-07-2007 11:35 AM

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"I was unfairly handicapped" claims guard dog in Phantom Cushion Shredder Furore.

Perry Winkle 03-07-2007 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Happy Monkey (Post 321017)
Have you seen how football players dress? Nothing hetero about that.

Not much hetero about what they say either!

I just had this conversation with my brother (name changed to protect the innocent):
grant's brother: and wow, was in the locker room yesterday, AMAZING
(grant) paleomacus: if you don't clarify that quickly...
grant's brother: 2 huge flat screens to just hangout watch, play 360(which they have 2 of them hooked up), 5 computer terminals to play on
grant's brother: and a bunch of big black dudes with HUGGEEE dicks

Happy Monkey 03-07-2007 02:49 PM

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Flint 03-07-2007 03:10 PM

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Kingswood 03-07-2007 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode (Post 320994)
I should have thought of this one before:

"His Master's Couch"

Most dogs I know misread this as "His Master's Crotch"

Elspode 03-08-2007 12:30 PM

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Yes, its a WTF, but its a fairly clever solution to the nagging problem of elderly transportation. "Take my driver's license, will ya?"

Sheldonrs 03-08-2007 12:58 PM

Old Mrs. Shaw getting a ride from her son Rick. :-)

Flint 03-08-2007 01:35 PM

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Turn your bass drum into "goatse" with Cool Claws!

Shawnee123 03-08-2007 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs (Post 321387)
Old Mrs. Shaw getting a ride from her son Rick. :-)

Sheldon, you're too darn funny!

Sheldonrs 03-08-2007 03:21 PM

I know. You wouldn't believe how many people laugh at me daily. :3eye:

Sheldonrs 03-08-2007 04:11 PM

http://www2.b3ta.com/bigquiz/trannyorgranny/

jinx 03-08-2007 04:20 PM

I got 12/16

(but 15/16 on gash or tash)

Sheldonrs 03-08-2007 04:22 PM

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Hahahaha! And here is your reward!

jinx 03-08-2007 04:30 PM

Oh, yay, I love that guy!


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