How many posts do I have to make before my posts don't get moderated before posting? :/ Oh well, as long as this counts.

what a coincidence! ME TOO!!

welcome Blueflare!

You're coming on strong now!

Posts no longer being pre-moderated, hoorah! Now I can start spamming up the place! :D





I'm kidding. I wouldn't do that. :)

If it wasn't for spammers how would we get our mexican boner drugs?

I am so tired today it's not funny. :(

Never take advice from those who are not currently successful n that which you wish to achieve ...unless they mad so much money they retired from it.

Don't:
take job hunting advice from the unemployed
Budgeting advice from the debt-ridden spendthrifts
Mental health advice from the nutters

This one I disagree with.

I've been in the same job for 20 years. I may seem like a good guy to get advice from, but I haven't actually landed a job in over 20 years. There would be few people worse than me at giving job hunting advice. The best people to get job hunting advice from would be people who change jobs every 2-3 years and have been doing it for a couple decades. They will be able to tell you how to play the game.

I missed the punchline which was:

and don't take weightloss advice from me :(




ah well. I can't even get humor right.

as long as they're currently employed ;) I do agree. i was really being less than wholly serious, but failed at that too.

adding

Don't take humor advice from me, either......

Don't tug on superman's cape
Don't spit into the wind
Don't pull the cap off the old lone ranger
And you don't mess around with...monster

At least Google doesn't call you fat.

http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php...099#post801099

That's because google thinks I'm a middle-aged male nerd after a bimbo

Why can't google imagine I'm a 22 year old supermodel with a great personality and my own animal sanctuary?

because then all you'd need to buy would be monkey nuts and rubber boots.

I dread to think what Google must think of me.