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John 03-12-2007 02:19 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...n/ponyloaf.jpg

Sheldonrs 03-12-2007 04:13 PM

What wine does one serve with horse?

The beer would have to be Colt 45.

Perry Winkle 03-12-2007 04:13 PM

I saw the pony loaf this morning on John Scalzi's site...funny.

Spexxvet 03-12-2007 04:38 PM

read the small print - haunch, lips, and ovaries.

monster 03-12-2007 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheldonrs (Post 322529)
What wine does one serve with horse?

The beer would have to be Colt 45.

http://www.manageyourcellar.com/wine...hevalblanc.jpg

Sheldonrs 03-14-2007 04:46 PM

Can I get a $350.00 diet coke with that...to go?
 
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Luxury Pie: NYC Restaurant Offers $1,000 Pizza
Nino Selimaj Unveils Grand Pizza Featuring Caviar, Lobster
(CBS) NEW YORK We've been dealing with the pocket-emptying effects of rising gas prices, new electric rates, and an increase in cab fare, but how would you feel about breaking the bank all for...a pizza? Now you can find out thanks to Manhattan restauranteur Nino Selimaj, who has apparently brought from the heavens a real "pie in the sky" with his new $1,000 pizza.

Yep, that'll be $1,000 please.

The pizza will be added to the menu at "Nino's Bellisima," one of Selimaj's six restaurants in the city. Forget traditional cheese and pizza sauce, the record-priced pie will be topped with creme fraiche, chives, eight ounces of four different kinds of Petrossian caviar, four ounces of thinly sliced Maine lobster tail, salmon roe, and a little bit of spice with wasabi.

And unlike your typical pizza, this one won't be cooked, after all, that would spoil the fish. The 12-inch pie is sliced into four pieces, which comes to $250 per slice.

"Let them say I'm crazy," Selimaj says. "But I believe in this product, and it's gonna sell!"

So who's gonna buy this pie? Selimaj is betting Wall Street business types.

"My luxury pizza will become as famous as a night at the Waldorf Astoria. When Mr. Chow's introduced upscale Asian Cuisine several years ago, people couldn't imagine paying hundreds of dollars for Chinese food. Now upscale Asian cuisine is as common as New York hotdogs. Upscale Pizza will be next," Selimaj said.

The previous international record for pizza found on a menu was $193 at Gordon Ramsey's Maze restaurant in London.

footfootfoot 03-14-2007 07:37 PM

I could kick that pizza's ass, hungover before coffee. A Piker. Make a cheese tomato pizza with mozzarella that someone would pay a grand for. That's talent. Stuffing a bunch of diamonds onto a turd doesn't make it valuable.

I say "What the Fucking fuck?"

Kagen4o4 03-14-2007 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by foot^3
Stuffing a bunch of diamonds onto a turd doesn't make it valuable

i think it does...

zippyt 03-14-2007 08:03 PM

I think it does.

No it just makes the dimonds smelly

Kagen4o4 03-14-2007 08:55 PM

smelly diamonds still get you the same price as nonsmelly diamonds

monster 03-14-2007 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kagen4o4 (Post 323137)
smelly diamonds still get you the same price as nonsmelly diamonds

Not in the real world. People want a discount for having to wipe the shit off.

Shawnee123 03-15-2007 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 323169)
Not in the real world. People want a discount for having to wipe the shit off.

People who can afford a $1000 pizza have professional Shit Wipers in their employee pool.

Sheldonrs 03-15-2007 10:18 AM

Closest I've ever come to having diamonds in my shit was when I ate 6 carrots. :thumb2:

John 03-15-2007 12:52 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...70116_foto.jpg

monster 03-15-2007 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheldonrs (Post 323276)
Closest I've ever come to having diamonds in my shit was when I ate 6 carrots. :thumb2:

No lovers with interesting piercings, then? :lol:


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