I was born with mine ... jus sayin.

I've been saying this for years. Literally.

Just Hit The Damn Deer

Yes, safer than leaving the road by a long shot. :yesnod:

KIRBY DELAUTER KIRBY DELAUTER KIRBY DELAUTER
 

Hey, didja hear about Kirby Delauter? Kirby Delauter is a councilman in Frederick County, Maryland. Kirby Delauter's name was in the paper. Kirby Delauter didn't want Kirby Delauter's name in the paper. Kirby Delauter told them Kirby Delauter didn't want "Kirby Delauter" to be printed without Kirby Delauter's permission. If the paper did print "Kirby Delauter" without Kirby Delauter's permission, Kirby Delauter threatened to sue.

The headline about the Kirby Delauter story read:

"Kirby Delauter Kirby Delauter Kirby Delauter"

Did I mention Kirby Delauter's name?

It's Kirby Delauter.

Kirby Delauter? Is that the Kirby Delauter, R-District 5, on the County Council, of Frederick County Maryland? Of course, nobody should write about Kirby Delauter or use Kirby Delauter's name without his permission, just because he's a publicly elected politician. He's probably embarrassed his mama named him after a vacuum cleaner. :yesnod:

It's probably the same Kirby Delauter who visits Dental Excellence of Blue Bell, Pennsylvania.

From the 'comments' below the story:

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Kirby Delauter sounds like a dumbass, first-class. :facepalm:

Here's some more news that illustrates the comic potential of speaking out before thinking through.

Don't Jerk and Drive.

St. Elmo family creates giant icicle in yard.
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lol...I thought the figure was the Virgin Mary and they were recreating the "Mary in a Bathtub" phenom.

5-year-old invoiced for no-show at a birthday party

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-cornwall-30876360

Wow, mom's wrapped a little too tight.

Ok... Who here has EVER rubbed one out whilst operating a motor vehicle?

Furthermore, who has had oral to fruition, whilst driving?

If you can answer 'me!' to both, then you are a total freak, and have my respeck.

Me for both, I am a total freak.

Snake bites customer on head in Lowe's
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...owes/22013801/