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Griff 06-22-2006 07:09 AM
I knew there was something familiar in this tale.
 
Sluefoot Sue was a beautiful girl who came riding down the river on the back of a fish. When Pecos Bill saw her, his belly did flip-flops. So, he asked Sluefoot Sue for her hand in marriage, and she agreed. But she had two demands.

First, she wanted a bouncy bustle (It was the latest style). Second, she wanted to ride Widowmaker. Unfortunately, things didn’t work out. As soon as Sluefoot Sue was mounted in the saddle, Widowmaker started bucking.

Sluefoot Sue’s bouncy bustle caused her to bounce higher and higher until the reins broke, and she was bucked into the sky never to be seen again. Thus, she was punished for three separate crimes: vanity, conduct unbecoming a lady, and getting between a man and his horse.

slang 06-22-2006 11:49 AM
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I have a batch resizer.
Pre or post ban? :3eye:

slang 06-22-2006 12:52 PM
Catfish update:

Our friendship seems to have quickly turned and now he is demanding very specific foods for photo ops.

dar512 06-22-2006 03:58 PM
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Originally Posted by slang
Catfish update:

Our friendship seems to have quickly turned and now he is demanding very specific foods for photo ops.
This is a very common phase in early relationships. He wants you to know that you need him more than he needs you.

Should we move this thread to the relationship section?

slang 06-23-2006 12:53 PM
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He wants you to know that you need him more than he needs you.
Yes. He was very condiscending in our brief interaction as well. It seems as if he's interviewing me in some way. :tinfoil:

wolf 06-24-2006 01:23 AM
The Catfish is the Earth 2.0 version of the Mice.

Griff 06-25-2006 07:19 PM
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The Catfish is the Earth 2.0 version of the Mice.
Slang is once again being persecuted by God's creatures. Is there a DSM IV entry for this?

slang 06-27-2006 02:58 PM
Update from the weekend;

Someone caught one of the catfish and this seems to have humbled the lot of them.

It was about 2'-2'3". The policy is catch and release.

His attitude has changed entirely since we fitted him with a red jump suit and tied his feelers.

Griff 06-28-2006 06:29 AM
How does he like picking trash?

slang 07-03-2006 12:31 PM
He surely doesnt care for it but only speaks Spanish so the details of the complaints are lost.

Elspode 07-03-2006 11:34 PM
Did he say that he was framed, or did he just lay there gasping?


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