Here's one:

A cowboy had to go the the big city. He left the ranch on Sunday and returned on Sunday. He was only gone four days. How did he do it?

sunday was the horse!!

edit to rephrase what I mean...i need to stop working and trying to be smart all at the same time. I meant that the horse's name is sunday. right?

Dag nabbit! You're GOOD!

If you're American before you go into the bathroom, and you're American after you leave the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom?

European.

There are three dead men in a cabin. The cabin is surrounded by snow. There is a hole in the roof of the cabin. How did the men die?

If you're a russian ( a rushing) in the hallway, what are you in the bathroom?

riddle me riddle me rot tot tote:
a little wee man in a red red coat
a staff in his hand
and a stone in his throat
tell me this riddle and I'll give you a groat.

In marble halls as white as milk
lined with skin as soft as silk
within a palace crystal clear
a golden apple doth appear.
no walls there are to this stronghold
yet thieves break in to steal the gold.

footfootfoot--first one is a cherry (well done, Mr. Nutkin!)

Second is an egg.

Fine riddles. Now, what is the answer to wolf's?

My first doth affliction denote,
Which my second is destin'd to feel
And my whole is the best antidote
That affliction to soften and heal.

Their airplane crashed in the mountains following a catastrophic decompression of the aircraft cabin?

A man fell out of a plane and crashed through the cabin roof, lending on the other two, killing all three.

A meteor crashed through the roof and killed all three.

The weight of the snow collapsed the roof, killing all three.

The kerosene heater they were using to keep warm exploded, killing the three men and putting a hole in the roof.

One of the men used the unfortunate combination of "bomb" and "Al-Qaeda" in the same phone conversation. The NSA sent in some black ops guys, who attacked from above, killing all three men. :worried:

Correct.

What's brown and sounds like a bell?
Hint::footpyth: