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infinite monkey 04-19-2012 01:56 PM
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

--Dick Cavett

DanaC 04-19-2012 05:21 PM
'...history changes all the time. It is constantly being re-examined and re-evaluated, otherwise how would we be able to keep historians occupied? We can't possibly allow people with their sort of minds to walk around with time on their hands.'

Havelock Vetinari, Jingo by Terry Pratchett

jimhelm 04-21-2012 12:23 PM
FROM TFLN:

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All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...

Gravdigr 04-22-2012 10:11 AM
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Metaphors needn't be explained to educated people.
~Ted Nugent

Gravdigr 04-22-2012 10:31 AM
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At Crazytown, we find a bear's butt plug, and decide to hunt it the next day.
~Andrew McKean, from "The Ex-Communist Bear Baiter of Dore Lake"/Outdoor Life, April 2012

Gravdigr 04-24-2012 06:11 PM
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Unacceptable things should not be accepted.
~Flint

infinite monkey 04-26-2012 08:13 AM
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Flint's crazy.
~Brianna

:D

Sundae 04-26-2012 09:59 AM
David Baddiel on the Recession:
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The trouble with the phrase "double dip" is I quite like the sound of it, due to association with the words "lucky" and "sherbet".

Gravdigr 05-02-2012 02:29 PM
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Damn, dude. Just damn.
~Clodfobble

Cyber Wolf 05-03-2012 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 807389)
'...history changes all the time. It is constantly being re-examined and re-evaluated, otherwise how would we be able to keep historians occupied? We can't possibly allow people with their sort of minds to walk around with time on their hands.'

Havelock Vetinari, Jingo by Terry Pratchett
:thumb:

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It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.
Also from Jingo by Terry Pratchett, one of my favorite books in that series.

DanaC 05-03-2012 02:40 PM
i'm almost done in my quest to reread all the discworld books in order of their various storylines.

I am now fully on board with the notion that he is a Dickens for the modern age. Rarely have I read novels with so many deep truths.

Gravdigr 05-04-2012 10:07 AM
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I'm not totally certain I will get to the moon colony.
~Newt Gingrich

glatt 05-04-2012 10:18 AM
:lol2:

jimhelm 05-04-2012 06:54 PM
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Originally Posted by blue's Signature
If you spot a tornado, always remember to point at it, yell "tornado!", and run like hell.

Gravdigr 05-15-2012 09:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 773538)
Forepostage, cuz, it's like not tomorrow, so, whut I drank last night, I ain't drank last night. Yet. Ya folluh? Aw, fukkit, don't read this til tomorrow, cuz, then, this'll be last night, and it'll be later, so, I won't be early. Are ya gettin any o' this?

Vodka Jello shots is what I'm sayin.

:drunk:
~Gravdigr, Nov. 16, 2011


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