Actually, I dont know *why* they have a name for my bits, they just do. Its just a very dysfunctional place to work.

It used to be "minge", but "mingeless" didnt have quite the same ring...so now its "wooza".

"Get your wooza in here pronto"

How come they only want your wooza?

Meh... it's just the two moons of Mars. It was part of a larger conversation (similar to this one) where all the girls present were naming their boobs. I thought it was funny just because of the "two orbiting bodies" notion, but then one of the Latin-speaking girls noted that they translated as "fear" and "terror," which was just hysterical at the time. Maybe we were drunk, I don't remember. :)

They're sleaze bag men?

lol...Noooo! Really?

I have to admit that apparently, the phenomenon of naming one's naughty bits is not as widespread as I'd been led (by past experience) to imagine. Either that, or the same type of people who will take pictures of their naughty bits and post them here, or those who gleefully look at those pictures, are too chickenshit to pony up.

I'm hurt, I tell you. Hurt. Now I feel like I told everyone the name of my cock, and no one else will share. Sniff.:sniff:

i could lie to you if you'd like:

I call mine Thor, cuz it's shaped like a hammer.

I don't have a name for him but he comes when i call him. :D

Now see, with your funky accent n all, I dont know if I should be offended by that remark :eyebrow:

not original, and used in jest, but I always thought "Mr.Happy" was pretty funny, that, and "foot3 jr."

"IT takes Him in ITS mouth." ;)

You're a nit picky bugger foot3!!

That creeps me out even more, though!!

My husband uses "Henry" for it's name and Henry likes to tickle my shmickle..:blush:

You say that like it's a bad thing. :(

That's the idea. ;)

Yank the Hank!!!!

OMG I'm so sorry. I apologize.

B/F and I refer to his "it" as a he and all of mine as a she. We used to refer to him (when he was tired) as Mr. Noodle, but I had to stop that when I became a cellarite. For the obvious reason. Sometimes we've played around with naming them, but so far nothing has stuck.