... which had been separated from his body these many years. ;)

As they played on, the rabble in the next room continued to talk over their conversation about ...

... the durability of a certain group of end zone seats in Giant Stadium which for obvious reasons lacked the requisite amount of re-rod.

Billy, of course, remained blissfully unaware of all this... but he was about to be roused prematurely from his nap by a man named Kilgore Trout.

Trout informed him of a certain Catch-22 in his situation.

, blackmailing him with his membership of Hamas. This forced billy to

...call Yasser Arafat immediately for guidance. Arafat was #2 on his cell phone's speed dial after his mom.

Mrs. Bob Thornton, who wasn't at all pleased with her son's taste in women.

"That Angelina Jolie sure is a skanky ho-beast... kinda like me," Momma Thornton thought as she rubbed her wrinkly flesh with vegetable oil.

...while her brother masturbated in front of her.

But enough of this Lara Croft polygonism, let's raid some tombs tonight.

Perhaps we shall stumble across the evil Toronto Man, who tends to dwell in the cellar, and beat him senseless.

Trout was based in Toronto. Rumor had it that he had a secret base beneath Air Canada Centre.

hailing from Toronto, Kilgore Trout has defined an underground HOUSE sound that we are pleased to present in a rare and intimate environment.

http://www.techno.ca/shrumtribe/html/body_burnt3.htm

with Mrs Bob Thornton

from whom young Billy got the inspiration for his song Smoking in Bed.