My guess is drunk and stopped for a nap in a warm place on the way home, or did it for a dare.

He's lucky somebody didn't steal his shoes. ;)

Its a shame when folks be tossin out a perfectly good white boy like that.

:eyebrow: deduction based on dress? Or the fact that they're trying to rescue him? ;)

It's a movie line. ;)

...reminds me of that scene in Fargo with the stupid crook in the wood chopping machine...

That was my first thought exactly.

Happens quite a bit around here.

thanks. That's what I get for spending too much time on t'internet.

/still thought it was funny though, which is probably very bad.