I can object anyway, as I was forced to read it by virtue of it being here. The way Prince turned male children to the gay after watching him on TV.

No, I didn't get a quiz from you, you misery. I got a grilling from Slang after picking him up on his use of a word that's derogatory in Britain. Here.
We got on after that though.

I didn't get the quiz. I'm still here. Since there's no control group, determining a causal relationship is impossible from this sample. But feel free to make up some stuff.

I didn't mistake you for a guy... I like humans of all configurations. ;)

1. Who would you tell first if you found out you were pregnant?

I would tell my fiance, but it would probably come out as "um, sweetie, I have something to... uhhh..."

"what?"

"well, it's just that..."

"what?"

"You know how sometimes, things just..."

"honey? What's wrong?"

"well... we might not be going to DragonCon this year."

2. Sunrise, or Sunset?

Sunset. Sunrise usually means that I stayed up all night doing something stupid again. :p

3. Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

Yeah. He wants to know why your mom never calls anymore.

4. In one word, describe the color blue.

Notorange.

5. Ketchup or Mustard on your Hotdog?

No hotdog for me, thanks, but extra fries.

VI. On a clock with Roman Numerals, why do they use IIII as 4?

Because it's fun to pronounce it "aye-aye-aye-aye"?

7. Who's that behind you?

I don't know, but I wish he'd quit staring at my ass.

8. Is it possible to be 'too sexy for your shirt'?

Depends on the shirt.

9. If you had to make a hat out of meat, which meat would you choose, and why?

Probably pork, because it doesn't smell as bad as raw fish or chicken and probably doesn't have prions in it.

10. What happens when you hold your [shift] key down too long?

The keyboard gets really happy and then falls asleep afterward.

:eek:

Well....okay.

Have fun!

I'm liking her.

yeah, but you're easy. you even like me. I'm sure you're right though. Seems a peach.

lj--I never got the quiz. :neutral:

Hime--if you stay that funny I might turn into teh ghey. :D

lj (again)--I don't even know what GLB stands for, let alone adding a T

Gay, Lesbian, Bi, and Transsexual. :) I'm a performing-arts type, so that covers just about everyone I know.

that's cuz I thought you were Cheyenne, and had just changed your name.

Two replies:

Snarky: Are you really the last person on the planet who hasn't used Google?

Standard:Google is your friend.

@ lj--no problem...shawnee, cheyenne, shazbot, whatever. :)

@BigV--dammit, I usually do google everything. I guess I just wanted the personal touch. :rolleyes:

Sheldon!

I know the feeling. :comfort:

I hope you get all you need.

PhD in Rhetoric?!?
Please, please stick around, I'd love to see the symptoms.

Say...... you don't know anyone in the Tlingit Shakespeare company, do you?

Touch!