I've been to London, Leeds, York, and Aberdeen some ten years past. Most days were overcast with misting rain and this was mid-July. I've never seen such beautifully green countryside. The locals crabbed about being pissed on yet again, but I enjoyed it.

So they're like seattle, the people don't tan, they rust.

Surely you know this one. And yes, I'll stop calling you Shirley.

Sitting in an English garden
waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come you get a tan
from standing in the English rain

I can't complain too much, 'cause we don't have earthquakes, tornados, forest fires, hurricanes . . . all we have is a few dust storms.

And, oh yeah, last summer it rained for 6 days straight and the entire town FLOODED! I mean, canoes on the streets, streets collapsing, buildings demolished flooded. We're still trying to recover.

Cloud, I would stop somewhere in west Texas but I have every intention of being my own contractor. Our for-sale-righteous-right Governor Rick has made that an impossibilty, thanks to an $800 K campaign contribution from Pulte Homes. Being a licensed engineer in this once great state, I could obtain the title of contractor for a steep fee, but no bank in the country would provide financing. Born and raised in Texas, but I'm forced to look out of state.

If you're ever up Taos/Santa Fe way in the not too distant future we'll have you over for cabrito y fajita!

El Paso, land of the drug lords? well right over the border.

yep. Most people I know here don't go into Juarez much anymore, for social purposes. Plus, women get mass murdered over there, and there's still no satisfactory explanation.

Doesn't much impact the weather, though.

Holy hell! the folks that I know that are stationed there say you don't need to cross the border to experience the chaos. A good buddy of mine, a senior Army officer at the post down there had his car/truck stolen 4 times before he finally bought a beater truck that had windows that would never roll up. He never locked it. It was never stolen again. My wife was born there. I have never lived there, but from what I hear it has all the problems of any major city in the us, only about 5 fold. I am just talking about 2nd and 3rd hand info here....

Aw, no, it's not that bad at all. In fact, I really like it here. there's property crime, certainly, but not as much violent crime as many other similar cities. Juarez is another city (and country) and has its problems.

Did they clean her up with windshield washer fluid?

No, they use the polluted water from the river. Does that make her a Wet Back?

Clouds of suspicion, but no reign of terror or hail of bullets.

cute.

OR

Out in the West Texas town of El Paso
I fell in love with a Mexican girl
Nighttime would find me in Rosa's cantina
Music would play and Feleena would whirl

From El Paso


OK, the Wikipedia for this song states:

Can anyone provide a link to this version on-line. I just want to hear a piece of it to see how the Dead interpreted it.

I think there's actually a Rosa's Cantina here for the tourists.

All 3 of them.