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Trilby 05-18-2007 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 344394)
That I'd like to see. Can you post the steps? :D

I can tell you how to do it!

FIRST YOU JUMP TO THE LEFT!


...no, wait...that dance conjures up something else altogether...:D

lumberjim 05-18-2007 09:03 PM

oh, were you a time warp dancing rocky horror fag? did you throw toast?!

Trilby 05-18-2007 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 344555)
oh, were you a time warp dancing rocky horror fag? did you throw toast?!

I can't believe you have to ask.

I also held a newspaper over my head, threw rice, engaged in elbow sex and pointed at new people and yelled "Virgin!"

Gawd what a nerd.

Oh yeah--at the time, my hair looked EXACTLY like Magentas.

Ibby 05-18-2007 10:30 PM

I can play the Time Warp on the gittar.
I loooove it!

DucksNuts 05-19-2007 03:20 AM

Elbow sex????

Please explain?

Aliantha 05-19-2007 04:50 AM

yeah, I've heard of fisting, but that's just plain nasty!

Trilby 05-19-2007 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Aliantha (Post 344585)
yeah, I've heard of fisting, but that's just plain nasty!

Don't knock something 'till you know what it is.

xoxoxoBruce 05-19-2007 03:54 PM

Perverts.

I should think with all the sun Australia gets, solar desalination plants that use the steam to make power would be a good bet.
You don't have enough water and never did, so the future is even worse just from population growth.

When I say not enough water, I mean to exploit the agricultural possibilities you have. You could be very wealthy feeding all those Asians. I think food and water are going to become all the more valuable in the foreseeable future.

Griff 05-19-2007 05:43 PM

Nuclear powered desalination. You bitches better get on the stick or you're just another Indonesian outpost. (Look you know Griff is on a piss but he's freaking right this time.)

TheMercenary 05-19-2007 07:11 PM

I don't really care if it rains down under or not, I want it to rain here and help put out some of these fires and fill up the ponds to save me fish.

Aliantha 05-19-2007 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Griff (Post 344697)
Nuclear powered desalination. You bitches better get on the stick or you're just another Indonesian outpost. (Look you know Griff is on a piss but he's freaking right this time.)

Well there's 200 million of them and only 20 million of us. I think we'd be in trouble if they decided to take over.

The best advantage we have over Indonesia is the fact that it's split up into so many little islands and they're not very well organized.

Meanwhile, their fishermen come into our waters and catch stuff they shouldn't be catching, so they have their boats sunk and get shipped home. Actually, here's a fact. Sometimes they come all the way to Australia and make camp on our northern shorlines with their animals and plants. If they're spotted the camps don't last too long.

They get us back by shooting our drug dealers though. Somehow, I think the joke's on them.

Urbane Guerrilla 05-20-2007 01:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Brianna (Post 344627)
Don't knock something 'till you know what it is.

Elbow sex, after all, being pretty much knocking elbows during a double high-five.:cool:

At least one RHPS showing theater had to ban the use of frozen hot dogs (w/o buns, and not kept in a bun-dance either) after they got one stuck halfway through the screen during the "You're a hotdog..." number.

["We ask for nothing!"
(a beat.) "And you shall receive it -- in abundance!"

What's a bun dance, Frankie?
Well, it can't be big; it holds nothing.
Didn't Frankie do one earlier in the film?

Trilby 05-20-2007 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Urbane Guerrilla (Post 344773)
Elbow sex, after all, being pretty much knocking elbows during a double high-five.:cool:

Thanks for enlightening those who persist on the stubborn (yet righteous!) path toward Quaker Meeting or the Nunnery.

Geesh, some people.

Aliantha 05-20-2007 06:09 PM

For christ sake Brianna, if you just don't get the joke then say so. There's no need to carry on is there?

Trilby 05-20-2007 06:10 PM

No, there isn't any carrying on, is there Ali? It was you who didn't get the joke.

Only your usual twat-ish behavior, though.

gawd, you're a bore.


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