I've never smelled my ass after a hike. Though it gets whiped, still, that would be a bad inult too. Cock sounds worse to me.
I've hiked where there is no water other than what I carry. Death Valley at 100+. It is not purdy.

well it's like saying my boobs after a three mile hike smell better than you.
Perhaps I just don't mind my nose being down there. lol :blush:

yer a lamo insulter rk! :P

"Are you on some new allergy medication?"
-Mr. Crabs

I found this do-it-yourself Shakespeare insult kit, and thought of you guys (bats eyes). How 'bout, you reeky, rump fed, malt worm!

http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/shake_rule.html

shakespeare! you scallywaggish pirate hooker

Peri-wig paited fellow! Groundlings! -snippy -snippy.
Dumb shows and noise.
"hamlets advice......."

choad

shitlicker

Tailposter.

Oh you hemipygian, glabrous-balled, walnut-brained wombat.

Goat Herder

"...scruffy-looking nerf-herder?"

Seat licking fuck-'tard?
Ooooh....not politically correct. I'm going to hell!!!

Good ones Urbane.

You, low-life scissorbilled donkey dick.......


Ahem......