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dar512 08-28-2007 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf (Post 379299)
You put it on your umbrella?

(I love typingdyslexia)

Actually I pinned it on my cubical wall - along with a football calendar so that people could get the joke. That was back in the good old days when programmers could get away with almost anything.

lumberjim 08-28-2007 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Aliantha (Post 378287)
Here's something else from the same match. I acutally thought I'd post this for jimbo. The team is 'The Roosters' and one of their supporters has a large banner which says, "We'll beat you with our cocks".

thanks.



http://www.netbroadcaster.com/new/sh...h/iwantpie.gif

HungLikeJesus 08-28-2007 07:59 PM

Jerry Lucas (a basketball player) is also a famous memory expert. He co-wrote "The Memory Book" with Harry Lorayne. When he was a kid he would mentally re-arrange the letters of words in alphabetical order (i.e. 'alphabetical' would become 'aaabcehillpt').

elSicomoro 08-28-2007 08:11 PM

I play football/soccer...very poorly, but I play it. And I've been told that I'm intelligent. So...there you go. :)

monster 08-28-2007 08:29 PM

Not everybody understands the offside rule, you know. Or are are we talking about the "other football"? In which case I reckon they must have precious few brain cells left looking at the caging they use to protect them, never mind any thought about what would make you want to play that game if you had more than a few to rub together.....

:p

Aliantha 08-29-2007 12:18 AM

A headh knock is when they get hit, kicked or smashed in the head. Generally any kind o head bashing that could result in brain damage.

lookout123 08-29-2007 12:52 AM

I play at least two, usually three games a week. It has been pointed out that this proves my lack of intelligence. Of course this is coming from someone who wants me to sit back down and just drink beer.

JuancoRocks 08-29-2007 02:13 AM

Intelligent Footballers?
 
Intelligent Footballers?

Oxymoron?:D

Aliantha 08-29-2007 02:27 AM

You know, I was just looking at this thread title and thought the same thing myself. That must be snapworthy.

xoxoxoBruce 08-29-2007 05:22 PM

Out kicking a ball around a cow pasture for millions of dollars... yep, they sure are dumb.

Aliantha 08-30-2007 12:51 AM

yeah...a lot of them are very dumb. If you don't think so i guess that's your opinion.

lookout123 08-30-2007 11:31 AM

That concept you just missed is called sarcasm.

Aliantha 08-30-2007 07:27 PM

I don't think so lookout. I'm pretty sure I was spot on.

Aliantha 08-30-2007 07:51 PM

What I mean by that is, if I said ths sky is blue, Bruce would argue it's green.

xoxoxoBruce 08-30-2007 08:16 PM

Not at all.


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