Looks like he's been doodled on.... like a high school kid's notebook cover or jeans.

Re: tatoo face

If you were dyslexic, would you read this guy wrong?

I'm wondering why tattoface thinks he could get away with *ANY* crime...all dolled up like that.

Idiot on so many levels.


Officer: Ma'am, can you describe the man who took your purse?
Officer: Oh, right, that guy. BRB we'll get your purse back.

Link glatt?
Intrigued, I am.

I remember reading about his escape. I think the manhunt was in Utah, because I remember wondering how he could not be spotted.

I was gonna put a "Don't tase me, bro!" tattoo on that guy's face, but I couldn't stand to look at it long enough to even get started.

Spotted? Are you punnin?

Sorry, no. Just going off my memory of the news coverage. I wouldn't be surprised if you could find his mugshot over at the Smoking Gun to get his name, and then do a Google news search on his name to get the details of the story.

Nice work all, a mighty funny thread :biggrin:

Police must love tattooed crooks. Well, love them for getting tattoos. Oh you know what I mean.

Most intoxicated celebrities have the worst mugshots ever.

Especially Nick Nolte, James Brown, and Pee Wee Herman. I would have included Rip Torn in the list, but he looks kind of used up under the best of circumstances.

Nick Nolte's is one of my favorite.

I always imagine that once they get old the skin will wrinkle until the tattoo that said 'IM A TOTAL BADASS' says something like 'MARTHA GET MY MEDS'

I don't know. I thought about getting one on the back of my neck that said, "If found please return to:" then my address. That would actually be helpful when I pass out drunk somewhere. Unfortunately, I move too much.

It would be helpful when you get old, too, in case you wander off somewhere. But yeah, you'd have to be living in the same place.

LOL, wrinkly skin with tattoos would be like Mad fold-ins.