I heard followers of :fsm: never get them.

Big Red, that is.

ok.....click this and pause it.....let it load up to 4:00 in.....then start it.....

sorry...i looked for this clip for like a half an hour. this is the best i could find.

:litebulb:

I'll make sure to ask him what he did when he hung out on his grandparents farm as a kid...

Ick. I get them every so often (like once every couple of years) have done since I was about 23. Freaked me out the first time (like Wolf, I thought it was something serious). They don't seem to last long when they come up and I suspect they are to do with diet.

I think all mothers are pretty familiar with them, being a common side effect of pregnancy. No fun, though.

Extra cleanliness helps. I love a clean asshole.

In more ways than one. :p

Uh, no, I made it thru 2 pregnancies without issue. My sister came thru hers unscathed as well. I haven't asked anyone else...

3 sprogs, no piles. stretchmarks to rival a British road map.

well you guys are lucky then, but it is a common side effect of pregnancy. really.

oh yes. I'm happy to have missed that. no morning sickness either. :D

is a sprog a child? or does it mean "baby?"

. . . or maybe wildrazorbackhog?

'sprog' means baby or young child.

*chuckles* taken out of context that sounds like you managed to have two pregnancies but no children.

hm. To me it sounds more like she's been the virgin mary. twice.