The water in that creek seems awfully brown... that's not.....

...shit creek is it?

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She looks like she needs that pizza, poor lamb....

What do you think the odds are that she actually ate that missing slice?;)

Never mind that fact that I can't imagine any woman putting a pizza box on a white couch.

pretty high. Now let's play "spot the barf receptacle".....

::monster adds bulimics, anorexics, naturally skinny people and pizza store owners to list of people she's pissed off on the internet::

I'd put the pizza box on the white couch. Of course it wouldn't be my white couch because I have more sense that to have a white couch. I have a pizza-colored couch. (no, I can't remember what color it was originally)

Monster, you must have kids. When ours were younger our couch had many colors too. :D

it's funny cuz it's true

I was going to post 'Preparedness' but couldn't find a good source:headshake

how abnout a nsfw on the tits, moron?

Ah, a newbie callin' Richlevy, Dwellar of many years, a moron. This should be fun.

Get out the fireproof undies, bub. :D

Actually, the question should be, "Why aren't we posting MORE tits, moron?" Rookie mistake. You will get past it.

I have to say that if your work is going to know you looked at a pair of titties on the internet, you probably should concentrate on your work and spend less time getting paid to play. If you're looking at pictures on the net, you must surely recognize that there's going to be some that may be considered inappropriate for work. Don't blame someone else for you getting into trouble.

On the other hand, if you're just a prude, then STFU and GOOTIF!