Damn.
Gotta go buy crumpets now. Didn't get the crumpet memo, muttermutter, off to shops

Scones, scones, scones, scones
Scones, scones, scones, scones
Wonderful scones, lov-e-ly scones!... [/Spam song]

Can't make crumpets scan any too well without putting big rests inside the word --

Crum. pets, Crum. pets,
Crum. pets, Crum. pets...