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zippyt 06-30-2008 02:43 PM

the answer is 42 Flint

lookout123 06-30-2008 02:45 PM

i couldn't handle flint x 42. just too much awesome for one planet to contain.

Flint 06-30-2008 02:48 PM

Dude. There's 123 of you.

They had to divide you into 123 parts before the mass of your awesome didn't form a singularity.

lookout123 06-30-2008 02:59 PM

thanks.:sniff: that's much better than what my mother told me. she said the first 122 lookouts were so worthless she had to drown them. She gave up when I was born.

Sundae 06-30-2008 06:19 PM

Stop crapping in my Turtle Snapple.

footfootfoot 07-01-2008 07:58 PM

Turtles and Humans Have Much in Common

So true:
We both live for over three hundred years
We both lay our eggs on the beach at night then hightail it out of Dodge
We both swim several thousand miles through the ocean
We both are prized for our flesh which is made into wholesome soups
Ancient Chinese fortune tellers used our shells as oracles

Why, the similarities are mind boggling.

xoxoxoBruce 07-01-2008 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 466257)
We both lay our eggs on the beach at night then hightail it out of Dodge

Well, we do fertilize our eggs on the beach at night, then hightail it out of Dodge. ;)

NoBoxes 07-02-2008 12:34 AM

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lookout123 07-02-2008 11:52 AM

i just never thought that guy was funny.

Shawnee123 07-02-2008 11:55 AM

Him as the first Pres Bush (creator of the first gulf war...coincidence, I think not) was pretty funny...I also loved his piano player "Choppin' Broccoli" skit.

footfootfoot 07-02-2008 02:16 PM

and "Foxy Lady"

Undertoad 07-02-2008 04:07 PM

and "Church Lady" and "Wayne's World" and the ahnold "pump you up" bits

Flint 07-02-2008 04:08 PM

Wouldn't be prudent. Not at this juncture.

lookout123 07-02-2008 04:10 PM

ok, i'll cop to being the one guy in amurka who didn't find dana carvey that funny.

Shawnee123 07-02-2008 04:14 PM

That's OK...I may be alone in that I don't find Adam Sandler funny. At all. Oh, and the John Candy wannabe, Chris Farley, who was really good at running around in a speedo shaking his fat for laughs. I (didn't) know John Candy, and you're no John Candy. :p

Really, not fond of most SNL cast members since 1989, with some obvious exceptions of brilliantly funny people who were just caught up in "every skit must have someone naked, someone screaming, and must last about 20 minutes."


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