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Cicero 10-17-2008 09:39 AM

Oh jesus. I read holiday wrong too. I'm glad Shawnee messed that up before I did. :)

Culturally inept over here..move along.

classicman 10-17-2008 09:41 AM

  1. How many people do you know named Claudia? Does Claudette count?
  2. Can you touch your toes? Yes
  3. Which sport do you play most often? Soccer
  4. How long since you opened a fortune cookie? Last week
  5. Should beer be drunk from a bottle, can, glass, keg, or direct from the pub tap? (Never is not an option) Bottle or Glass
  6. Did you see the second plane hit the WTC live on air? Yes
  7. Do you find Family Guy funny? Can't say I've ever watched it
  8. What is your favorite color? Blue
  9. Do you have a passport? Being processed
  10. What color are your underpants today? (if not wearing any, color = nekkid!) Blue
  11. What was the most recent holiday souvenir you bought? No idea

Cloud 10-17-2008 10:44 AM

interesting collection of sports here. I like the "toddler wrangling"!

barefoot serpent 10-17-2008 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by classicman (Post 494616)
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How many people do you know named Claudia? Does Claudette count?

you know Brianna?

How many people do you know named Claudia? dead aunt
Can you touch your toes? Yes
Which sport do you play most often? bicycle
How long since you opened a fortune cookie? yesterday
Should beer be drunk from a bottle, can, glass, keg, or direct from the pub tap? (Never is not an option) Glass
Did you see the second plane hit the WTC live on air? Yes
Do you find Family Guy funny? vaguely
What is your favorite color? green
Do you have a passport? 2: US and France
What color are your underpants today? (if not wearing any, color = nekkid!) gray
What was the most recent holiday souvenir you bought? pumpkin?

monster 10-17-2008 11:06 AM

yes, I meant vacation souvenir, but it sounds silly to my British ears and it was so mindboggling translating it from the Spanish (which is "strawdonqui", for those who fancy a try at being bilingual)

Shawnee123 10-17-2008 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl (Post 494609)
Shawnee are those colour-coded as to which ones are true?
PS - you know perfectly well what Monster means by holiday :)

Ohhh...vacation! I seriously didn't even think of that. :blush:

Haven't been on one for a long time, but I always liked to pick up a bracelet of some kind. I love bracelets (I wear the green one you sent all the time!) :)

Sundae 10-17-2008 11:12 AM

My apologies to Shawnee btw - it perhaps wasn't at all obvious what was meant (ETA as per above, it wasn't obvious!)
Monster, good job you're not part of my family, or you'd have had to translate from the Spanish ropiboos....

Shawnee123 10-17-2008 11:15 AM

Oh silly, no apology needed!

My head is a bit spinny today...still tying up loose ends, and talking to everyone I run into. That beer at my going away party tonight is going to taste sooooo good! :)

footfootfoot 10-17-2008 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 494523)
(I've translated for you, because I knew you weren't expecting it....)
  1. How many people do you know named Claudia? Three
  2. Can you touch your toes? With the heel of my palm
  3. Which sport do you play most often? Soccer
  4. How long since you opened a fortune cookie?A few weeks
  5. Should beer be drunk from a bottle, can, glass, keg, or direct from the pub tap? (Never is not an option)Yes
  6. Did you see the second plane hit the WTC live on air? Many times
  7. Do you find Family Guy funny?Don't watch TV, so I can't say
  8. What is your favorite color? Alizarin Crimson mixed with Pthalo Green
  9. Do you have a passport? Indeed, I do.
  10. What color are your underpants today? (if not wearing any, color = nekkid!) Burgundy
  11. What was the most recent holiday souvenir you bought? Fish and chips, or I flattened a penny somewhere.


monster 10-17-2008 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl (Post 494661)
My apologies to Shawnee btw - it perhaps wasn't at all obvious what was meant (ETA as per above, it wasn't obvious!)
Monster, good job you're not part of my family, or you'd have had to translate from the Spanish ropiboos....

Of course the Inquisitors initially used the olde Spanishe "Crapdelacostadelsol", but changed it after seeing the puzzled look on my face. I didn't tell them that came from seeing a live ostrich peeping out of their toolbox.

monster 10-17-2008 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cloud (Post 494647)
interesting collection of sports here. I like the "toddler wrangling"!

Hmm, I'm counting 4 for Soccer in some form...... mostly from Merkins.

Heehee, we told you it was better than your odd-shaped ball wrangling. :p

Radar 10-17-2008 12:52 PM

  1. How many people do you know named Claudia?

    None.
  2. Can you touch your toes?

    Yes.....with a stick.
  3. Which sport do you play most often?

    Madden 2007
  4. How long since you opened a fortune cookie?

    A week.
  5. Should beer be drunk from a bottle, can, glass, keg, or direct from the pub tap? (Never is not an option)

    In a frozen glass stein with beer from a keg or very cold glass bottle.
  6. Did you see the second plane hit the WTC live on air?

    Yes.
  7. Do you find Family Guy funny?

    Yes.
  8. What is your favorite color?

    Midnight Blue
  9. Do you have a passport?

    Yes.
  10. What color are your underpants today? (if not wearing any, color = nekkid!)

    Blue.

  11. What was the most recent holiday souvenir you bought?

    If by "holiday" you mean vacation, I bought a bottle opener and shot glasses for friends who collect them.

Treasenuak 10-17-2008 04:34 PM

1) None
2) Nope
3) Kiddie chasing
4) Last night
5) Bottle, I guess (I don't drink the stuff)
6) Yes
7) Yes
8) Crimson
9) Yes
10) Teal
11) A necklace at Atlantic Beach, NC

Crimson Ghost 10-17-2008 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 494674)
Hmm, I'm counting 4 for Soccer in some form...... mostly from Merkins.

Heehee, we told you it was better than your odd-shaped ball wrangling. :p

Merkins?
What do you know of pubic wigs?
  1. How many people do you know named Claudia? 2 - Schiffer And The Wife Of Mark, From "Mad About You"
  2. Can you touch your toes? Yes.
  3. Which sport do you play most often? Jumping To Conclusions
  4. How long since you opened a fortune cookie? 3 Days
  5. Should beer be drunk from a bottle, can, glass, keg, or direct from the pub tap? (Never is not an option) Yes
  6. Did you see the second plane hit the WTC live on air? No - Live In Person
  7. Do you find Family Guy funny? Yes
  8. What is your favorite color? Black
  9. Do you have a passport? Yes
  10. What color are your underpants today? (if not wearing any, color = nekkid!) White, Although I Have A Cousin Whose Go From White To Yellow To Brown To 'Set Themselves On Fucking Fire'
  11. What was the most recent holiday souvenir you bought? A Cap From Berlin





Quote:

Originally Posted by Treasenuak (Post 494813)
8) Crimson

:)

Cloud 10-17-2008 11:57 PM

BUZZZZ! the pubic wig question Does Not Count!


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