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Pie 12-01-2008 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 509726)
:smack: Loooves the pie.

:o Enough already!

ZenGum 12-01-2008 07:35 PM

But we ALLLLL looooove the Pie.

Aliantha 12-01-2008 07:36 PM

Even I love pie...although lemon merangue is my personal fav.

ZenGum 12-01-2008 07:45 PM

Mmmmmm pavlova aggghhhhhhhhh

Aliantha 12-01-2008 07:46 PM

We have some of that in the fridge. :)

DucksNuts 12-01-2008 07:47 PM

Pav's my favorite.....yum yum yummmmm

Aliantha 12-01-2008 07:48 PM

Maybe you two should share a pav...and a pillow? ;) :D

Elspode 12-01-2008 08:37 PM

My stepson's fiance claims she's gay. Except for she's going to marry him, and they fuck like bunnies. She is a college freshman.

At that age, all they really know for sure is they like sex. The delivery method can and will be subject to adjustment over time.

Bullitt 12-01-2008 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf (Post 509669)
Usually when I hear a setup like this, it's preceded by

"Dear Penthouse, I never thought this would happen to me, but ..."

still no broken down bus full of cheerleaders/women's soccer or basketball.. sigh

I'm guessing she's a switch hitter.. dang she lives in Medina (a few miles away). I shall pursue over break Cellarites, wish me godspeed.

Elspode 12-01-2008 08:46 PM

Happy cunting...errr...hunting.

SteveDallas 12-01-2008 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Aliantha (Post 509699)
Why don't you just ask her straight up if . . .

:D

Maybe I was clueless.... which is entirely possible, if not probable. But I don't recall noticing such widespread lesbianism (faux or otherwise) when I was in college. And I was at a university with almost 70% women to boot.

ZenGum 12-01-2008 09:28 PM

Take her out to dinner, then look her in the eye and inquire:

"Are you a meat eater or a fish eater?....

Or do you want the all-you-can-eat smorgasbord?"

Aliantha 12-02-2008 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas (Post 509804)
:D

Maybe I was clueless.... which is entirely possible, if not probable. But I don't recall noticing such widespread lesbianism (faux or otherwise) when I was in college. And I was at a university with almost 70% women to boot.

Plenty of chicks go through the whole 'men are arseholes I'm going to be a cynical bitch and become a carpet muncher' for a while during tertiary education. It's not like everyone does it, but there's plenty of chicks who go through the whole experimenting stage.

Maybe you went to a really conservative college SD? Or maybe you really were clueless? Who knows. I can only speak from the experiences I've had with college aged students.

Cicero 12-02-2008 09:36 AM

MMmm. Try taking her for a spin there bullitt, what's to lose.

lookout123 12-02-2008 10:48 AM

you're going to have to hook up with her bullitt. It's a no lose for you.
1) you hook up and find you're perfect for each other and laugh about it when you're old and gray.
2) you hook up and she decides she really is a lesbian. You get to tell everyone that since she'd already had the best the male gender had to offer, she decided to go out on top.
3) You hook up and she decides she's straight but you don't stay together. You get to tell everyone you made her fall in love with cock.


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