what have I been telling you guys all along?

Get pierced. Get lucky!

okay, well, it doesn't seem to work for me, but still . . .

...hammers scotch and pierces self......

This recipe not approved by the FDA.....

FDA?
Fuckin Dwellars Association?

:lol2:

"41 percent of men find beach volleyball players sexy"
How in the hell is that number at all in the minority!? I submit evidence to back up my completely transparent attraction to beach volleyball players:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/33/41...efe715b110.jpg

http://bp0.blogger.com/_AWl8eI0KPoY/...olley+bums.JPG

Depends on the player, doesn't it?

Touche

The poll was taken on a gay beach.;)

The beach v-ball players are very fit, but generally (the above is the exception) don't have much in the chest department and/or are very tall.

also one thinks they may be hyper-competitive which is not good for a relationship

I'm sure I could rise to the challenge. I'm all about the stomach and legs departments so they're A++ would buy again for me.