The Cellar - A Modest Proposal

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Originally Posted by Arafelis (Post 572226)

Hello! I have a proposal to make to the bored.

I've recently joined up with web board over at principiadiscordia.com. Now even though I've never posted here before (wink wink, nudge nudge), there seems to be some accident of circumstance that has led at least two of the members of said board to conclude that I am the vanguard of an invasion force from -- you guessed it -- The Cellar!

Not being one to disappoint, I thought it might be entertaining if you and I manufactured such an invasion. After all, what could be better than creating a conspiracy for the "benefit" of the Discordian?

I'm not looking to encourage anyone to troll their board, per se. Just, you know, create an account (or reactivate an old one), make a couple posts, leave when you're bored of it. I post under the same name there as here, so if you'd like to elaborate on the conspiracy elements, feel free to make cryptic comments to any of my posts and I'll play along. Or don't, it's up to you.

This can all be in good fun. See you when I see you! (I'll check replies to this post, but I'm primarily following the PD boards.)

And...BUSTED.

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas (Post 572254)

Unintentional troll is still a troll.

trolls can be quite cute, so long as you don't feed them after midnight.

I've heard....

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Originally Posted by Aliantha (Post 572249)

Or you could just look up the user Tiki and check out a few of her posts. They might be enlightening.

Or just stay here and watch Aliantha act like the board Angelina Jolie, while LOOKING like the board Liza Manelli (circa 2009).

Bah, nevermind anyway. TGRR found the thread and the joke's blown.

Thanks for all the bumps! See you if I see you.

Hopefully not -and take roger with you. ktxbai

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Originally Posted by Arafelis (Post 572267)

Bah, nevermind anyway. TGRR found the thread and the joke's blown.

Thanks for all the bumps! See you if I see you.

Heh.

"Joke".

Heh.

On the plus side, this thread reminded me what a cow Aliantha is. Hey, Aliantha! Kim Jung Il wants his hairdo back!

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Originally Posted by classicman (Post 572269)

Hopefully not -and take roger with you. ktxbai

You were just over at PD, Classicman. Why the hostility?

Yeah, take your mate with you when you go. He's gotten really old really fast.

Quite amazing considering how childish his attempts at insults can be. lol

Oh.. you are still reading his dribble Ali? Why bother?

Bored. ;)

Waiting for my toasted sandwich to cook.

Personally, I'd rather watch a rock grow.

Well, to be honest, I'm still trying to figure out why those people all seem to be such dicks. And why choose me as a target anyway? I never even went on the stupid safari. lol

Some mothers do 'ave 'em. :D

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Originally Posted by Aliantha (Post 572277)

Naw. It was your bitchy treatment of Tiki.

And your fucking hair. It's an abomination.

I was never bitchy towards Tiki. In fact, I probably gave her more leaway than anyone here and still would if she chose to continue to post.

I don't give a fuck what you think about my hair. lol

still talking about your safari? wow really i cant believe anyone still has hard feelings over any thing that old, especially since we invited you back for a part two that went well...