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I TOTALLY just wrote a joke

IP logs will show I visit religiously 5 times a week in the direction of IOTD.

I just forgot I had an account, I'm kinda reclusive.

I bet we would like you

only way to find out is a quiz . . . :)

Yes, I like beer, football, meat, and farting.

What's my score?

100.

i agree. a quiz it is!

1. ON average....do you win the belly bucking encounter?

2. would you rather fight a polar bear or a tiger?

3. on your hotdog: ketchup or mustard?

4. what should you have been arrested for?

5. 7 x 8

6. if you were to play a 3 digit daily lottery, what are your numbers?

7. how long should you microwave popcorn?

8. what is your sign?

9. what was the best idea you ever had?

10. do you feel lucky punk? do ya? huh?

I'll sell this to you for the low-low price of only $5,999.99!
http://furrealtoys.gowiseup.com/furr...black-white-2/

Yay!

No, but everybody likes bagels.

Polar Bears no question about it. I <3 them.

Is it a polish or a brat? OK, spaghetti. <click>

http://imgur.com/mcbDI.jpg

DUI, man, in about 10 minutes when I go get smokes.

56

I don't do Stupid Tax but, uh, 034. I'll buy one tonight if I can figure out the form.

Press the POPCORN button, dumas.

http://imgur.com/W0vzt.jpg

Gay sex with Krusty The Clown.

I'm not sure yet.

let's keep him!

I made it back home safely without handcuffs.

They don't vend Lottery at night here and the pick 3 betting looks kind of complicated but I will figure it out and bet soon.

Hi there Tuba Loons, I don't know if we have any tubas here for you but there are a couple of Sousaphone fans around here somewhere, would you like to meet them?

But we've got loons out the wazoo.

Every child poster gets a free loon!

Excellent!