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toranokaze 01-24-2010 09:18 PM
Clodfobble (interjection) something to be said when one runs out of words or stubs one's toe. [ Seriously this is how I use Clodfobble]

Happy Monkey 01-25-2010 10:51 AM
I've already been done!

monster 01-25-2010 10:57 AM
toranokaze: an unexpected huge wet sneeze that sounds rather like a violent toilet flush.

Scriveyn 01-25-2010 02:55 PM
:lol2:

ZenGum 01-26-2010 06:13 AM
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Originally Posted by monster (Post 626374)
:lol: that's more like it.

Although I already have a euphemism from that from another forum. This thread has been JohnA'd

I think a "DanaC!" (pronounced Danack) would make a good substitute for "Bollocks!"

Obviously Pooka is a euphemism for sex and/or vagina
an elspode is an orgasm
a lumberjim is a huge unflushable poop
xoBing (pronounced zobbing) is thinking outside of the box
an undertoad is a guy who uses a mirror attached to the end of an unbrella or walking stick to look up women's skirts
To griff someone is to give them goosebumps by nuzzling their neck
To zengum is to swindle.
to Glatt is to beat someone with a blunt object.
He had barely begun griffing her, when he elspoded all over her pooka....

jujuwwhite 01-26-2010 09:29 AM
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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 629987)
He had barely begun griffing her, when he elspoded all over her pooka....
He had barely begun griffing her, when she felt his 'juju' in his pocket and then he elspoded all over her pooka.

:eek::scream:

monster 01-26-2010 09:35 AM
"Danac!" he exclaimed, "I always seem to toranokaze these days. Perhaps I need to xoB a little about my griffing technique"

ZenGum 01-27-2010 01:34 AM
She glatted him for zenguming her about his prowess.

Gravdigr 02-08-2010 05:53 AM
I thought I could fix it, but this thing's all gravdigr'd up.

monster 02-08-2010 07:23 PM
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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 630217)
She glatted him for zenguming her about his prowess.
"Quite Frankly," she said, "your big sarge is datalyss and your junipers could use some bullitting."

monster 03-19-2010 12:21 AM
Crimson Ghost -a late period.

Crimson Ghost 03-19-2010 12:46 AM
Thank you.

I read the title of this thread as "Euthanize Me". Was that wrong?

monster 03-19-2010 09:42 AM
nope :D and you're welcome.

and toranokaze is -of course- a bad case of delhi belly.


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